Halloween Drabbles!~
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!~ Here's a bunch of drabbles I did for batfic100. I hope you enjoy 'em!
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Title: A Halloween Party (Yay, originality!)
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: The Joker, implied Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: This little series has got to be one of the dirtiest things I've yet written for this fandom. Then again, it is Halloween. 'Tis the season for some roleplay naughtiness I guess. With the Joker and Two-Face, it just comes with the territory.
Also, you know those pre-packaged costumes from the Halloween stores? The ones made for couples? ...Yeeeaaah. I thought of those when writing this.
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Since we very well can't be ourselves for Halloween...
The clown giggled between hiccups.
He had a costume all picked out for his lounging partner. Actually, he was torn between several of them. So many delightful little...scenarios awaited them with each pair of outfits he'd stolen for various jobs.
Indecisiveness had led to a half-drunk game of "Eeny meeny miney moe". A shaky finger hopped from garment to garment until it stopped on the holy attire. He ran a hand along the black robe, imagining solid flesh just beneath it. Eyes narrowed with soft cackles and the darting of tongue.
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Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, implied Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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The crisp air, the faint wood smoke drifting in from some distant countryside, the changing park leaves: such sentimentalities didn't quite fit his new...identity. Still, they offered comfort. Long-dead faces passed before one living eye.
Dent wondered if Gotham would have Halloween this year. With Batman now on the run, it seemed doubtful that they’d have any costumed visitors. That'd be fine with him. He preferred spending the evening lazing about in his underwear.
But all hope of relaxation evaporated as his partner staggered into the bedroom, near-full vodka bottle in hand, wearing a nun's habit and a lewd grin.
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Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, implied Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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Dent didn't flinch when his chuckling partner tossed the priest's robe at him. He didn't move to catch it or stop it from hitting his face. He just let it fall onto his lap and stretch toward the floor. Scarcely shifting his head, he only cocked his eyebrow and clenched his teeth.
The Joker just waited, knowing full well he would cave with enough poking and prodding. He'd proven to Dent that he could drag these things out for as long as it took. And that it was far better in the end to avoid his tantrums.
"Let's go, Father."
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Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint’s Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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A wicked smirk signaled compliance. Slowly, Dent picked up the garment, keeping his eye locked with those of his thrilled partner. Silent snickers passed between them. And as he stood up to pull the long robe over his head, the ghoulish nun stole closer.
The clown watched the black slip over and down. Down, over a bare chest. Down, over blue boxers. Then legs.
With the little white collar placed, only one thing was missing.
The nun pulled a large cross from the air, long chain dangling.
Hanging it 'round Dent's neck, he used it to pull their bodies together.
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Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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"You should be ashamed, Father, for leading me astray." He purred into Dent's surviving ear, giving the lobe a quick nibble and lick. One hand wandered along his priest's back while the other caressed his thigh.
But Dent just grabbed hold of that hand creeping so close to his crotch.
"It's not my fault you let the Devil in." He clutched the nun's throat; that quickening pulse under his grip was intoxicating.
Dark, devious eyes shifted to the cross.
Intrigued, the priest gasped softly when the pendant disappeared into his nun's mouth. And then reappeared, teased by a flicking tongue.
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Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Harvey/Joker
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: Impending slashy sex!, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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The now glistening cross tracked some saliva onto the robe after it returned to his neck again. But he didn't mind.
The priest worked under the cloth, freeing himself from his boxers while the nun hiked up a suspiciously short dress. Amazingly, he didn't stab himself while trimming it tonight, given the hiccups and swaying.
Dent got back onto the narrow bed, one half of his face grinning and the other perpetually frozen in that strange angered shock. Having been pulled upward, the black cloth bunched messily on his stomach and chest.
But he wouldn't feel so silly for long.
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Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Harvey/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slashy sex has arrived!, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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After the nun climbed atop the bed, he took a few moments to drag his tongue along the warm shaft beneath him, to take it into his mouth. His priest groaned and twisted as he did. He never dared to protest when his partner so enthusiastically manned the preparation.
But the Joker paused before lowering onto Dent's erection.
"Bless me, Father. For I just can't stop sinning."
A pair of gravelly moans erupted after the breach. Panting accompanied motion. Free fingers enveloped the pendant...and the clown's length.
Furious rhythm rocked both bodies until inevitable raucous release drew them back down.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
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Afterward, they stayed on the bed, Dent sprawled across it and the Joker draped across him. At some point before the night's end, they would get up to remove their sullied costumes and clean up before getting to sleep.
But for now, they chose to remain in their sweaty, tangled heap. Distant sirens and their slowing breaths served as a pleasant lullaby. No trick-or-treaters, no brats in suits with fangs tonight. No Crane haplessly seeking revenge. Best of all, no Batman.
The nun crawled up to his priest's ear, licking and nibbling on it once more. And whispered.
"Happy Halloween."
...
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Title: A Halloween Party (Yay, originality!)
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: The Joker, implied Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: This little series has got to be one of the dirtiest things I've yet written for this fandom. Then again, it is Halloween. 'Tis the season for some roleplay naughtiness I guess. With the Joker and Two-Face, it just comes with the territory.
Also, you know those pre-packaged costumes from the Halloween stores? The ones made for couples? ...Yeeeaaah. I thought of those when writing this.
...
Since we very well can't be ourselves for Halloween...
The clown giggled between hiccups.
He had a costume all picked out for his lounging partner. Actually, he was torn between several of them. So many delightful little...scenarios awaited them with each pair of outfits he'd stolen for various jobs.
Indecisiveness had led to a half-drunk game of "Eeny meeny miney moe". A shaky finger hopped from garment to garment until it stopped on the holy attire. He ran a hand along the black robe, imagining solid flesh just beneath it. Eyes narrowed with soft cackles and the darting of tongue.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, implied Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
The crisp air, the faint wood smoke drifting in from some distant countryside, the changing park leaves: such sentimentalities didn't quite fit his new...identity. Still, they offered comfort. Long-dead faces passed before one living eye.
Dent wondered if Gotham would have Halloween this year. With Batman now on the run, it seemed doubtful that they’d have any costumed visitors. That'd be fine with him. He preferred spending the evening lazing about in his underwear.
But all hope of relaxation evaporated as his partner staggered into the bedroom, near-full vodka bottle in hand, wearing a nun's habit and a lewd grin.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, implied Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG
Warnings: Implied slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
Dent didn't flinch when his chuckling partner tossed the priest's robe at him. He didn't move to catch it or stop it from hitting his face. He just let it fall onto his lap and stretch toward the floor. Scarcely shifting his head, he only cocked his eyebrow and clenched his teeth.
The Joker just waited, knowing full well he would cave with enough poking and prodding. He'd proven to Dent that he could drag these things out for as long as it took. And that it was far better in the end to avoid his tantrums.
"Let's go, Father."
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint’s Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
A wicked smirk signaled compliance. Slowly, Dent picked up the garment, keeping his eye locked with those of his thrilled partner. Silent snickers passed between them. And as he stood up to pull the long robe over his head, the ghoulish nun stole closer.
The clown watched the black slip over and down. Down, over a bare chest. Down, over blue boxers. Then legs.
With the little white collar placed, only one thing was missing.
The nun pulled a large cross from the air, long chain dangling.
Hanging it 'round Dent's neck, he used it to pull their bodies together.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
"You should be ashamed, Father, for leading me astray." He purred into Dent's surviving ear, giving the lobe a quick nibble and lick. One hand wandered along his priest's back while the other caressed his thigh.
But Dent just grabbed hold of that hand creeping so close to his crotch.
"It's not my fault you let the Devil in." He clutched the nun's throat; that quickening pulse under his grip was intoxicating.
Dark, devious eyes shifted to the cross.
Intrigued, the priest gasped softly when the pendant disappeared into his nun's mouth. And then reappeared, teased by a flicking tongue.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Harvey/Joker
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: Impending slashy sex!, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
The now glistening cross tracked some saliva onto the robe after it returned to his neck again. But he didn't mind.
The priest worked under the cloth, freeing himself from his boxers while the nun hiked up a suspiciously short dress. Amazingly, he didn't stab himself while trimming it tonight, given the hiccups and swaying.
Dent got back onto the narrow bed, one half of his face grinning and the other perpetually frozen in that strange angered shock. Having been pulled upward, the black cloth bunched messily on his stomach and chest.
But he wouldn't feel so silly for long.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Harvey/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slashy sex has arrived!, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
After the nun climbed atop the bed, he took a few moments to drag his tongue along the warm shaft beneath him, to take it into his mouth. His priest groaned and twisted as he did. He never dared to protest when his partner so enthusiastically manned the preparation.
But the Joker paused before lowering onto Dent's erection.
"Bless me, Father. For I just can't stop sinning."
A pair of gravelly moans erupted after the breach. Panting accompanied motion. Free fingers enveloped the pendant...and the clown's length.
Furious rhythm rocked both bodies until inevitable raucous release drew them back down.
...
Title: A Halloween Party
Universe: Nolanverse
Challenge: 09 Halloween/All Saint's Day
Character/Pairing: Harvey Two-Face, The Joker, Joker/Harvey
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slashyness, Sacrilege(?)
Author's Notes: ...
...
Afterward, they stayed on the bed, Dent sprawled across it and the Joker draped across him. At some point before the night's end, they would get up to remove their sullied costumes and clean up before getting to sleep.
But for now, they chose to remain in their sweaty, tangled heap. Distant sirens and their slowing breaths served as a pleasant lullaby. No trick-or-treaters, no brats in suits with fangs tonight. No Crane haplessly seeking revenge. Best of all, no Batman.
The nun crawled up to his priest's ear, licking and nibbling on it once more. And whispered.
"Happy Halloween."
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