Ha ha, Motherfucker

Apr 24, 2006 18:45

I took the train to Newport today to go into uni. The main practical reason for this was so I could use the holepunch machine they have there. I only get to go to Newport twice a week and 2D animators need punched paper or else they can't 2D animate, so since I have a deadline looming it was pretty important that I got it done today.

Anyway, I arrived at the animation room a little too late, and they'd locked it. I didn't realise there was still a week left of the easter holidays, so everything closed early and I missed my chance. I explained my situation to the guy at the security desk and he was decidedly unsympathetic.

-I can't let you in because you don't have a late access form. You should have thought about that beforehand, you can't expect me to plan your life out for you. There's only two people on site at the moment and I can't leave this desk, so I can't let you in.
-What about the other guy, what's he doing?
-Whatever I tell him to do!

When that guy unlocks the animation room tomorrow, he's going to find the following note stuck to the wall:

DEAR SECURITY
Next time, make sure the
windows are locked!
Signed,
The Amorous Glamourous
Holepunchin' Prince x
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