HEROES OF BLACK LION WEEK
So a few weeks back I sort of casually suggested that you might want to do drawings based on these little Islamic veil-wearing characters I drew which, as ryclaude , elfshotthefood and yunni will attest, I drew in the pub; and DAMN! i was not prepared for the response! You are all amazing!
I wish there were prizes I could give out, but until that day comes the best I can do is showcase your work on this livejournal here. We had over 50 entries! I think! To help lighten the load, I enlisted secretarybot to talk about your drawings! As some of you know, she is a burger-lovin' robot secretary of my own creation.
"Hello, I am Secretarybot, the lovable robot made out of burgers and sass, probably not in that order! I've been programmed by HARVEYJAMES™ to pretend to care about your art, so I'm-a get to pretendin'! Without further ado, here are the entries in no particular order!"
"dipp provides us the hottest hotties at the annual Hallowe'en BBW dance. "
"PheonixKarr is making a great case for Holland and France to withdraw their bans on burqahs!"
"ikage is actually a computer program designed to automatically churn out the fucking awesomest drawings imaginable. "
"Hey, AlejandroIsAMinotaur! That's not a very conservative burqah! But sometimes I feel so sexy my organs fall out, too. Just kidding, I don't have feelings ;-;"
"_aiji_ made this girl into a Sundae of Strawberry and Tar Ice Cream. Somehow, it's appetizing! "
"The second one is really cute t-- hey i'm sorry, I was distracted by BUTTS. "
"I GIVE SOME SHIT, ahueonao . The serene expressions on the chicks' faces make me think of depictions of Mary Magdalene. (Though she didn't actually like flashing her panties.)"
"Holy shit, art4fun 's bounce!"
"Sound terrorism, huh, autsa ? GUTSY AND POIGNANT!"
"badmspaint , you better cut this out if you want your username to be accurate. "
"berserkermodi is one of the few who got the whole 'modesty' thing. Little did berserker know, Harveyjames can still fap to this!"
" bubuo my FashionScript has a runtime error because ++THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SHIRT DRESS IF IT IS A SHIRT THERE SHOULD BE PANTS"
"denji, I can't tell if this is a Cat with Hat or a Burqah Lady but either way I want one of these in my closet for days when I am leaking shiny lubricant tears in my robot sadness!"
"Racism is totally hilarious,
digital_risu ! You don't need to actually do anything clever, the stereotypes do all the work for you!"
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fishy_boy ? more like fssshshshshshssh because i start keyboard pounding when i am overwhelmed by cuteness."
" flapperjane21 must have heard about HARVEYJAMES TEE EM's sexy goat fetish. Well, you can't win this one, darlin'. I was programmed to MAEEEEHHHH (that is a goat noise)"
"sleepysleeps has defeated the mind wall!"
" hedgekigirl 's lady stores an extra pair of boots in her noggin! Ingenious!"
"Nylon magazine's next It Girl coming correct from isaidno "
"I love carrot nose, too, jeskabot ! He really grills my veggies! (That's a euphemism)"
" Where else does this chick have teeth, kippery? what
"I guess you haven't heard, kyubikitsy , but no one is allowed to be cuter than me around here, so kindly pack your adorable munchkins and leave the hell out of my face"
"It's not porn unless she's manually spreading her labia,
no_growing!"
"Why is she worried, linzbot? She's just being totally engulfed by a furry shark (That's not a euphemism)."
"Okcupid.com personals brought to you by
mechamitzy!"
"Did the stomach mouth eat her arms, modernzombie ? No wonder she's so surly."
HARVEYJA™ programmed me to love you, nedroidcomics!!!
This is about as tasteful as it is physically possible, nikkinacks!
I can already see this hot chick launching into internet celebrity, nubbashites
"Goth burqahs are actually the reason France is trying to instate that ban, pandamoo."
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so_low I really hate you for getting songs from "Wicked" stuck in my head! Other than that I like you, it's ok"
"You filled this guy with BOOBS, tamarindtales ! What's wrong with you!"
"FUCK YEAH, unsummon ! BRO FIST"
Man, so much talent! Thankyou, everyone who was inspired to contribute!
BONUS FEATURE- CAT HAT GIRLS YOU DIDN'T SEE
That Cat Hat Girls thing was so popular I was still getting entries like three weeks after the thing closed, so here's a selection of some of the entries that didn't make the cut! Back to you, Secretary Bot
"I would pay mad yens to hang out with these fine ladies illustrated by mikaku"
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blue_chan should go to the Harveyjames (™) school of Making Your Logo Bigger Than Your Actual Content. Other than that, it's good!"
"You match your toe nail polish to your squid hat, minifoo ? Me too! Well, wheel polish."
"It is cute, rootbradford, but the logical part of me (and I am a robot! So that's all of me) wonders how useful goggles are when you have bangs over your eyes (Goddamn steampunks)"
" It's a tanuki? What happened to the giant balls, scrotumnose! That's ok, HJ(™) likes it better when it's a "surprise" if you know what I'm saying."
"She doesn't look like a pig or a cow but I guess there aren't any onomatopoeias for STONE COLD FOX, huh, sir_rudolph?"
"These are actual 3d adorable representations of the cat hat girls by tinyfoodplanet! I don't have to point out how completely ridiculously great that is!"
That's it! Again, I'm extremely flattered that people take the time to do these things! You know that thing where you if you leave your Playstation unattended for long enough it will divert processing power to curing brain cancer over the internet, so all the Playstations in the world combine to form one huge cancer-fighting supercomputer? That's what this is like, only instead of curing cancer we're doing something FAR MORE IMPORTANT
We're savin' the world in our own way, baby. I hope you can join in with any further activities I run on this blog, because we've got BIG PLANS, y'hear?! Like Pharrell Williams said, 'Implement a plan and you'll surely rise, as promised by the man who control the skies.' We're making a future for OUR children. Peace!