1st Cycle - [Video]

[harveyinmyhead]

[The recording starts with John, still shirtless, staring down blearily at the journal. His back aches and he has no idea where his clothes went. Oddly enough, where he's currently located is... rather odd. From what can be seen behind him, the flora looks more appropriate for a jungle. He starts talking, but not really to the brook.]

Frell. Where

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[slaying]

Okay...that's different. [She almost has no words. Because, what the hell? Dinosaur? It's gotta be some trick.]

[harveyinmyhead]

[By now, he has a small hole in the ground to hide in, while that beast is trying to dig in from the outside. But oh hey, a voice is talking to him. That's helpful.]

Hell yes, it's different! I've been blasted into Jurassic Park!

[slaying]

Funny, I don't remember there being a dinosaur themed zoo here.

[harveyinmyhead]

That's not very helpful right- [Hoshit, the dinosaur just poked its head in next to him, after widening the hole. John is now scrambling away to start running again.]

[slaying]

So, what? Are these just some super life-like puppets or something?

[harveyinmyhead]

[Give him a minute to get settled in. He now is sounding extremely annoyed. It's not you, Buffy. It's the huge predator.]

This isn't exactly the Jim Henson creature shop in here. The damn thing's trying to eat me!

[slaying]

But, there aren't any dinosaurs in Luceti. I mean--I don't think there are. And there aren't any jungles, so...[she is beginning to sound a little agitated because either this guy's a primo actor or there is something really wrong.]

Where the heck are you?

[harveyinmyhead]

[Luceti? He doesn't even question that. Right now he's under the impression this chick is some Sebacean girl and they use books for communicators.]

Look lady, I don't want to tell you how to run your planet, but I'm pretty damn sure that this isn't Barney looking for a hug. I don't know where the frell I am!

[slaying]

I don't run this planet. I mean--I'm not even sure it is a planet. More like a--[clearly not helping, Buffy.

She frowns. What the heck is going on? The only place in Luceti that she's seen places that shouldn't be here at all is the...oh, oh.] Look, you're gonna be okay. I think.

[harveyinmyhead]

Yeah, thanks. I'm feeling so much better about all this now.

[You are being extremely unhelpful here. He's just going to peer out of his hiding place to make sure the coast is clear. If it is, he's going to run. This would be so much easier if he had Winona.]

[slaying]

It's...probably a simulation. So it's probably not going to hurt you. [But, the only experiences she has with the dome involve it going horribly wrong.]

...Hold tight? I mean--if you even want me to swing by and try to shut the thing of.

[harveyinmyhead]

You- [Whoa! He dodges losing a leg.] You're telling me this is another simulation!? Do I just have a target painted on my back, or what?

[He isn't too willing to test this theory, though. So he's breaking out into a run. You may want to just show up anyway. Because he's watches enough sci fi to know that simulations don't have to be real to kill you.]

[slaying]

[She doesn't bother responding. Which is, in itself, just more unhelpfulness.

Luckily, the dome isn't too far away from House Seven. Not for someone who will be running, at least. She'll get there soon.]

[harveyinmyhead]

[For now, he's pinned up against a tree, seemingly having eluded the beast. We'll see how long that lasts.]

[slaying]

[Buffy need only look for the room with the omg dinosaur jungle inside of it; however, how to do this? It's not like she can see in. So, instead, she has to take the gamble of the first room she sees with its door closed. The first one she sees that is in use.

She shoulders her way in and then...what? Ah, hell. Maybe this could have used a little more thought.]

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[harveyinmyhead]

[Oh hello magical door appearing out of nowhere. Crichton makes a beeline for it, but ends up getting his foot caught in a root and falls flat on his face. He rolls over just in time as a big huge set of teeth come descending on him. They close in around him and-]