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I apologise, for I have been away for too long. But I am a busy horse with far better things to do that let you know what I'm doing.
I am now the Champion Of The World. You may not have heard about it, because it was a small do with small jumps, but nowhere else did any horse win first place in the National One Day Event League AND the National One Day Event itself within the AIRC - Association of Irish Riding Clubs.
So I am a world champion. The only thing that made it in any way worth while was the mints after the jumps - was this compensation for the jumps only being half the height I like?!
My OWNER showed up the other week - hopped out of the car like it had NEVER BEEN AWAY! I had forgotten what it looked like, but even to my limited horsey memory, don't recall it having showjump-coloured hair that stands up like a freshly pulled mane! Coming to play with myself and Willow like it didn't owe me six months worth of treats...
I did get some "champion cake" in return for having been abandoned... I would hate to admit that I feel anything other than aminousity towards the owner, but at least the owner is capable of showing me the right way to the BIG jumps. I feel a little less agressive again for having been fed Willow's piece of champion cake also, which of course he wouldn't eat on account of not being a champion, but a patchy-coloured retard.
I have important things to do now. Goodbye.
I am now the Champion Of The World. You may not have heard about it, because it was a small do with small jumps, but nowhere else did any horse win first place in the National One Day Event League AND the National One Day Event itself within the AIRC - Association of Irish Riding Clubs.
So I am a world champion. The only thing that made it in any way worth while was the mints after the jumps - was this compensation for the jumps only being half the height I like?!
My OWNER showed up the other week - hopped out of the car like it had NEVER BEEN AWAY! I had forgotten what it looked like, but even to my limited horsey memory, don't recall it having showjump-coloured hair that stands up like a freshly pulled mane! Coming to play with myself and Willow like it didn't owe me six months worth of treats...
I did get some "champion cake" in return for having been abandoned... I would hate to admit that I feel anything other than aminousity towards the owner, but at least the owner is capable of showing me the right way to the BIG jumps. I feel a little less agressive again for having been fed Willow's piece of champion cake also, which of course he wouldn't eat on account of not being a champion, but a patchy-coloured retard.
I have important things to do now. Goodbye.