I'm... cured?

[harvey_twoface]

That was strange.

I'm not exactly sure what just happened or how, but... I feel a bit better. I think it's just me and Two-Face for the time being. Which, as far as mental roommates go, isn't all that bad. I think we can work with this.

Joan even said I might get released soon. That's- God, it would be fantasticI probably shouldn't get my hopes

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[mastahwayne]

How soon is "soon"?

[harvey_twoface]

Within the week, maybe? If I pass all the necessary tests, that is.

How does that sound to you, Bruce?

[mastahwayne]

Sounds wonderful. I'm going to ban you from leaving my bed for a week.

[harvey_twoface]

O-Oh. What makes you think I'd want to leave it, anyway?

[mastahwayne]

Nothing, of course. But if you did, no deal. You're going to be, ah, nailed there.

[harvey_twoface]

Mm. Going to keep me all to yourself, then, I see. I can't imagine I'll have reason to complain.

[mastahwayne]

Good. I mean, if you complained, I'd just have to shut you up, anyway.

[harvey_twoface]

That idea has potential. You can, ah, do that anyway, Bruce. I think I still owe you for a wedding.

[mastahwayne]

Fantastic. Now, enough of that.

Are you allowed to make phone calls?

[harvey_twoface]

Of course. I am Joan's favorite little patient, after all. As in, I'm one of the few who wouldn't deliberately try to kill her.

Why?

[mastahwayne]

And will you be... alone, if you make one?

[harvey_twoface]

Heh, yes. What did you have in mind, sweetheart? As if I couldn't guess.

[mastahwayne]

Let's not say here. I think that's best left between you and me.

[harvey_twoface]

All right. I'll call you whenever you want, Bruce. I'll say and do anything you want. I've missed being wholly yours.

[mastahwayne]

It's a bit late now, but if you're still up to it, call me.

[harvey_twoface]

Would I ever pass up an opportunity to hear your voice?

I'll talk to you very soon, Bruce.