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Oh my God, I'm so BORED. Nothing to do right now but laze around the safe house and think of new and inventive ways to piss off Lex (and Kitty). I've long since gone through his liquor, and I'm reasonably sure that there are honest-to-God lasers guarding the food, so that's out. And his idiot girlfriend already reprogrammed the DVR (goddammit, Kitty, Lex and I have no interest whatsoever in watching America's Next Top Moron). Let's see... The other rules involve either rape or cruelty to animals, so no luck there. Damn it. That leaves us with two options: defile his bed or kill someone. Or maybe I'll just "borrow" one of his credit cards again. Yeah, that works.