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Apr 08, 2009 23:52

mastahwayne (2:50:24 AM): It's just some work I had to do when I was away from Gotham ( Read more... )

bruce wayne, worthless slut, pretty little whore

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 03:56:18 UTC
... What?

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 03:57:40 UTC
Don't be modest, now. I'm sure you were absolutely charming. Nothing at all like the shameless slut I've had the pleasure of knowing.

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 03:59:16 UTC
Two-Face, then? I suspected this might happen.

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:02:14 UTC
Bruce, please. You suspected this would happen, but did you suspect it would be me instead? Not everything can be blamed on my delightful insanity.

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 04:03:00 UTC
You are not at all convincing, you know. I think I would be able to tell the difference.

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:03:57 UTC
Oh, God, you're so cute like this! Who knew delusional would be such a good look for you?

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 04:04:44 UTC
You are disgusting. Also, you're losing your charm. Where is that homicidal maniac we all came to love?

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:06:47 UTC
I'll... let him know you inquired after him? God, you're dense.

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 04:07:59 UTC
I told you I'm not going to be fooled. I do, in fact, know the difference. Thanks.

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:10:56 UTC
Did you know the difference last night, while you were fucking me? It was only a moment, but certainly more than enough to scar him for life. I almost feel sorry for him, sadistic psychopath though he is.

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 04:12:07 UTC
But, you wouldn't... That is, he wouldn't. Harvey wouldn't do this.

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:13:50 UTC
I would and I did.

The stuttering? Is adorable. Come here, you.

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 04:15:12 UTC
God, no. Ew. You are a moron and I don't believe you. Your (albeit clever) false use of Harvey's smile won't work for you. Try again. You were doing better earlier.

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:16:57 UTC
Bruce... For God's sake, it's me! I... Don't you believe me anymore?

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mastahwayne April 9 2009, 04:18:27 UTC
No, I don't. Harvey loves me and you don't. I've accepted that, but don't think me stupid enough to believe your lies.

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harvey_twoface April 9 2009, 04:28:26 UTC
No, you're right. I don't love you. I never did. But my words sure were pretty, weren't they? Look me in the eyes, sweetheart, and tell me you didn't want to believe it more than anything. Think about it, Bruce. What are the chances that in the space of a month I would go from being passionately in love with Jon to somehow loving you? Not that I didn't want you, of course. You were too smart for that, though. All I wanted was a quick fuck; you wanted true love. Poor Tony. You really should have left him for someone a little more dependable.

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