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Apr 05, 2009 21:49

Alex, do be specific and explain to your father why this was on your hard drive:

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alex, what have i done?, rachel is not going to be pleased, oh god

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rachel_dawes77 April 6 2009, 02:07:32 UTC

OH MY GOD. ALEXANDER ANTHONY DAWES.

WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF THE LORD IS THIS?

OH GOD, I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT!

harvey_twoface April 6 2009, 02:10:21 UTC

Honey, I'm handling this. Just drink a nice glass of water and sit down for a bit, okay?

rachel_dawes77 April 6 2009, 02:11:31 UTC

I CANNOT BELIEVE MY BABY BOY IS PARADING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR. OH GOD. OH GOD.

harvey_twoface April 6 2009, 02:13:31 UTC

RACH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET A GRIP. I'LL GET TO BOTTOM OF THIS, OKAY? YOUR BABY BOY IS GOING TO KNOW THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS BEFORE LONG.

rachel_dawes77 April 6 2009, 02:15:32 UTC

DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME LIKE THAT. I AM HIS MOTHER. I'M THE ONE THAT PUSHED HIM OUT OF MY VAGINA. I HAD TO FEED, CLOTHE, AND NOURISH HIM FOR YEARS.

I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE FREAKED OUT ABOUT THIS.

harvey_twoface April 6 2009, 02:21:47 UTC

WOMAN, DON'T YELL AT ME FOR TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU!

rachel_dawes77 April 6 2009, 02:23:07 UTC

DON'T YOU YELL AT ME... YOU... YOU ATTRACTIVE, HANDSOME, ANGRY, FIERCE, HUNK OF MAN!

NO, WHAT AM I SAYING?

Fine. I'll... I'll go get a glass of wine.

harvey_twoface April 6 2009, 02:26:29 UTC

Hey, pretty.

rachel_dawes77 April 6 2009, 02:34:48 UTC

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