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[harvey_twoface]

I just got back from my bi-monthly Men Against Wayne meeting. I guess I should probably stop going now that I'm actually dating Bruce Wayne, but I paid my dues for a whole year, and the cupcakes are absolutely delicious (thanks, Rach!). Come to think of it, I haven't been "against" Wayne in quite a long time, at least not in intended sense of the

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[mastahwayne]

... Seriously? I thought that was just a joke. Besides, what do you do? Throw darts at me?

[harvey_twoface]

Please, Bruce. We're much classier than that.

We have a piñata. :D

[mastahwayne]

Oh, that's actually-- Wait, no. Bad. Bad Harvey. You shouldn't disrespect me. I'm going to go... cry or something now.

[harvey_twoface]

What? No! It's just that I've sort of risen within the ranks a little. I'm... treasurer, actually. But not because I don't love you! It's just that these people need a leader, and they've come to expect that from me.

Don't cry!

[mastahwayne]

I can't help it, Harvey. I've... I've gone through so much in my life and I don't think I can live through another... betrayal.

[harvey_twoface]

Maybe I should resign.

But really, the cupcakes are fantastic. They even have the organization name on them! And once a year, at Christmas, we get a sheet cake with your face on it and a giant red slash through it. It's delicious!

[mastahwayne]

Harvey... please. I don't think I can be with somebody who is in an organization that's so vehemently anti-me.

[harvey_twoface]

But.. But... I'm working to improve your image! From the inside. See? I'm a good boyfriend. :D

[mastahwayne]

You aren't... not while you stay in that club.

I can't handle you doing this, Harvey.

[harvey_twoface]

Oh, come on. Drama queen.

[mastahwayne]

If that's what you call expressing my emotions on a topic, fine. Keep going.

I'll tell Alfred you aren't to be let into the Manor anymore.

[harvey_twoface]

Yeah, right. You wouldn't break up with me. You adore me.

[mastahwayne]

Not anymore.

[harvey_twoface]

Bruce... I love you.

[mastahwayne]

Actions speak louder than words.

[harvey_twoface]

So... actions like breaking up with my boyfriend for you and, you know, saving your life are meaningless just because I'm member of some stupid club? Get a grip, Bruce. Jesus.