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My darling Lucius, I'm having a bit of a crisis and I need husbandly advice. It concerns my sister. The acknowledgeable one.
You see, she apparently thought that the blood traitor and Mudblood party was a good opportunity to attempt an attack, and she was pursued there by some Aurors, who were thankfully crushed along with her. I'm quite relieved to no longer be an aunt in any sense; it isn't fashionable. However, the "with her" part of the equation is the problem, because as you can tell, she was crushed as well.
I know that our Lord will be most displeased if she is not restored to him, as she could be quite useful, but I'm not inclined to assist her. You see, we've been fighting ever since that dinner party where she called my Evil Chip Cookies "overcooked" and said my Vokda Mudblood Slides were "too heavy" and "didn't have enough Mudblood" (as if we'd let their foul blood touch our lips the way she does!) Just because she likes her Evil Chip Cookies raw doesn't mean they were "overcooked." She kept laughing at me all the time. She said I was a poor mother for not regulating our son's weight, and a poor follower for not contributing more to our Lord. However, I don't know if making no effort to restore her would be Evil or disobedient. Please advise me, my love. I don't know what course to take.
And Draco, that does not mean a dinner course. If I have to, I'll make you wear one of your late aunt's corsets to the Conference to present a better figure.
I seem to remember that one of your pureblood classmates started to release some cosmetics, and I am starting to feel inspired to finally start my own line. Tell me, do you think she will be any competition? I will exclusively sell to purebloods, of course. Our lessers do not deserve to have such a fine product touch their skin.
You see, she apparently thought that the blood traitor and Mudblood party was a good opportunity to attempt an attack, and she was pursued there by some Aurors, who were thankfully crushed along with her. I'm quite relieved to no longer be an aunt in any sense; it isn't fashionable. However, the "with her" part of the equation is the problem, because as you can tell, she was crushed as well.
I know that our Lord will be most displeased if she is not restored to him, as she could be quite useful, but I'm not inclined to assist her. You see, we've been fighting ever since that dinner party where she called my Evil Chip Cookies "overcooked" and said my Vokda Mudblood Slides were "too heavy" and "didn't have enough Mudblood" (as if we'd let their foul blood touch our lips the way she does!) Just because she likes her Evil Chip Cookies raw doesn't mean they were "overcooked." She kept laughing at me all the time. She said I was a poor mother for not regulating our son's weight, and a poor follower for not contributing more to our Lord. However, I don't know if making no effort to restore her would be Evil or disobedient. Please advise me, my love. I don't know what course to take.
And Draco, that does not mean a dinner course. If I have to, I'll make you wear one of your late aunt's corsets to the Conference to present a better figure.
I seem to remember that one of your pureblood classmates started to release some cosmetics, and I am starting to feel inspired to finally start my own line. Tell me, do you think she will be any competition? I will exclusively sell to purebloods, of course. Our lessers do not deserve to have such a fine product touch their skin.