Mike Wars IV: A New Life
First day of life on campus... ups and downs, mostly ups (because I live on a mountain haha)
Getting here was fine until the last four miles, which were packed with unmoving traffic but that was to be expected. I checked into my room and unloaded my crap, then I went on down to the bookstore and picked up my book order, relatively light and cheap (only 300 bucks) and I returned to Sutherland. The guard, however, was an idiot and couldn't get my card to work so I wasn't allowed in. Well I went around back and into an open door so great job Mr. Guard. Anyway later I trotted down to Panther Central, and they said nothing was wrong with it but they did something to it anyway... whatever.
So me and Adam went down to get our free food (effective until monday) and when we returned, the same guard was there and he was equally inept, so back down to Panter Central to get them to look at it. Now this may not seem like a big deal but it's about a mile and a half up a 30-40% slop and over 400 stairs once you THINK you're at the top. The people at Panther Central know this. I had already made the trip 5 times or so and I was not making it again to be told to go back down again and get my card fixed. EFF THAT. So one of them actually came all the way up with us determined to kick some ass. Inept security guard was gone, but equally inept security guard had to be told what she was doing wrong. Anyway I got in and never really worked up any anger.
So we settled in for the night thinking nothing else would be going on until the next day. How wrong I was. Five girls showed up at our door, they were just going around meeting everyone on the floor. They invited us along to meet other people... I went, Adam said he'd be along in a minute. Well behind my back these five girls decided to take me back to their room and get me stark raving drunk, which they already were as I soon discovered. I declined like I would have anyway, and hey I'm having breakfast with my parents tomorrow. Then they all decided to go to some other residence hall and play this game they apparently play often in which they receive points for every blowjob they give out. It sure would be easy to get laid in college. HAH
Anyway now I'm tired as hell. Goodnight, Springfield.
Getting here was fine until the last four miles, which were packed with unmoving traffic but that was to be expected. I checked into my room and unloaded my crap, then I went on down to the bookstore and picked up my book order, relatively light and cheap (only 300 bucks) and I returned to Sutherland. The guard, however, was an idiot and couldn't get my card to work so I wasn't allowed in. Well I went around back and into an open door so great job Mr. Guard. Anyway later I trotted down to Panther Central, and they said nothing was wrong with it but they did something to it anyway... whatever.
So me and Adam went down to get our free food (effective until monday) and when we returned, the same guard was there and he was equally inept, so back down to Panter Central to get them to look at it. Now this may not seem like a big deal but it's about a mile and a half up a 30-40% slop and over 400 stairs once you THINK you're at the top. The people at Panther Central know this. I had already made the trip 5 times or so and I was not making it again to be told to go back down again and get my card fixed. EFF THAT. So one of them actually came all the way up with us determined to kick some ass. Inept security guard was gone, but equally inept security guard had to be told what she was doing wrong. Anyway I got in and never really worked up any anger.
So we settled in for the night thinking nothing else would be going on until the next day. How wrong I was. Five girls showed up at our door, they were just going around meeting everyone on the floor. They invited us along to meet other people... I went, Adam said he'd be along in a minute. Well behind my back these five girls decided to take me back to their room and get me stark raving drunk, which they already were as I soon discovered. I declined like I would have anyway, and hey I'm having breakfast with my parents tomorrow. Then they all decided to go to some other residence hall and play this game they apparently play often in which they receive points for every blowjob they give out. It sure would be easy to get laid in college. HAH
Anyway now I'm tired as hell. Goodnight, Springfield.