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I hope to Christ that UNC loses the NCAA basketball tournament tommorrow, for two reasons: 1) I'm in a terrible fucking mood and nothing would make it better than to see other people miserable. 2) If they win, potential employers will be asking me about this for the rest of my fucking LIFE when they find out I went to UNC, and I will have to pretend like I care, just like Micheal Bolton in Office Space.
That said, if they win, I hope there's a huge riot with massive amounts of property damage caused by thousands of drunk students, whom I hope are gassed, shot at with rubber bullets, and arrested.
Ugh.
That said, if they win, I hope there's a huge riot with massive amounts of property damage caused by thousands of drunk students, whom I hope are gassed, shot at with rubber bullets, and arrested.
Ugh.