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[derpioso]

This little kid thinks I'm a pervert because I brought Jirou out for him to see. That's not a pervert move, is it?

text; RECEIVED TWENTY SECONDS LATER (also LMAO)

[harutastic]

WHAT? NO!! Why would anyone think Yamamoto-san is a pervert!

text; soooooooooob such a disaster

[derpioso]

He was all by himself and I figured someone should look after him, so I offered, and then he started accusing me of all these crazy things...

text; team disaster

[harutastic]

HAHI! Those are such unfounded accusations! Yamamoto-san is one of the most caring people Haru's met! Should Haru talk to him?

text; just call them the derp squad

[derpioso]

Nah, I'll handle it. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't coming off as a total creep or something.

text; NOW AN URGENTLY TYPED TEXT

[harutastic]

HE CALLED HARU A PERVERT!!!!

text; FLYING FINGERS

[derpioso]

...Did you offer him candy, by any chance?

text; SOB COMFORT

[harutastic]

...Lambo-chan would've loved me for it.

text; THEY MUST PERSEVERE

[derpioso]

This kid is pretty formidable!

text; AND NOT MISINTERPRET EACH OTHER?

[harutastic]

FOR CALLING HARU A PERVERT?!

text; YEAH, THAT WOULD HELP.

[derpioso]

He called me one, too, remember?

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[harutastic]

...he seems very scared.

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[derpioso]

Yeah. Notice those bruises?

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[harutastic]

It's not part of a curse, is it? Can we help?

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[derpioso]

Pretty sure the guys he works with at the circus pick on him. We can keep an eye on him while he's here, at least.