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[harutastic]

[VIDEO POST]

[video flickers on, zooming in on a face surrounded by green, then zooming out to focus on ...leek.]

--ouch it here and it will work? Ah- there’s a blinking light, that’s the ON button, right?

[it’s not clear who she’s talking to, but whoever they are, they just gave her the wrong answer. a pause, and then]

HELP! I’VE BEEN

Comments

[knifecushion]

You look like a kidnapper, to me.

[harutastic]

How could you say that?!

[knifecushion]

It's a known fact that shady types walk around in vegetable costumes.

[harutastic]

What - that makes no sense, this was for a good cause! And - and it's getting warm, and shady types don't suffer for the sake of a good cause!

[knifecushion]

Getting warm...

Are you sweating in there? Even shadier.

[harutastic]

Well, Haru is human!!

Even if ladies don't sweat. We perspire.

[knifecushion]

They're both the same thing.

[harutastic]

Maybe.

[knifecushion]

So instead of sweaty, you'd say perspire-y? That's stupid.

[harutastic]

[so is your hat :|]

It's just etiquette.

[knifecushion]

[yes. he knows. :|]

Etiquette doesn't always make sense.

[pause]

You brought up the Vongola brats. I guess that means you know them.

[harutastic]

Ah - do you?!

[knifecushion]

My master is their Mist Guardian. [in. name only.]

[harutastic]

...Chrome-chan?

[knifecushion]

Try again.

[harutastic]

Uhm.