Miseryyyyyy

Sep 14, 2007 19:52

I wish my employer had a gadget like this - one where they detect the misery in your voice and adjust your salary accordingly!

Dr. Whippy is a machine that proffers soft scoop ice cream according to the perceived unhappiness level of the customer.

Employing voice stress analysis of the user’s answers to specific questions, varying degrees of unhappiness are measured and the counteractive quantity of ice cream is dispensed: The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream you need.


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