More Twihate
There's a lot of Lulz here on this website with "fictional characters" coming out to confess the influence of Twilight on their actions.
Here's a few that I liked xD :
Twilight is the reason why I killed Aerith.
Posted by: Sephiroth
Twilight made me quit being a planet.
Posted by: Pluto
Twilight made me mutate myself. I wanted to be sparkly like Edward. Instead I got scales. :(
Posted by: Mohinder
Twilight makes me look like a work of Shakespeare.
Posted by: Half Life: Full Life Consequences
(If you know this reference, you're made of awesomewin and probably have spent far too much time on the internet xDDD)
Twilight is why I like men now.
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum
Edward is great, like a living advertisement!
Posted by: The Sparkly Bodylotion Shop
Twilight made me not throw my other shoe at Bush. Or those of the people around me.
Posted by: reporter X
Love Harry Potter and the world loves with you, love Twilight and you love alone.
Posted by: Oldboy
If I'm going to destroy half the world's population, Stephenie Meyer better be in that half.
Posted by: The Director of Itex
Twilight gave me the scar on my left eye
Posted by: Prince Zuko
I have a dream, that Twilight is wiped off the face of the Earth.
Posted by: Martin Luther King
Don't make me unmake you Smeyer.
Posted by: God
HAHAHA DISREGARD MY BOOKS, I SUCK COCKS
Posted by: Stephenie Meyer
Screw the rules, I have Twilight.
Posted by: Seto Kaiba
Why do people keeping asking me if I'm a vampire?
Posted by: Major Armstrong
Twilight's retard level is over nine thousand!
Posted by: Vegeta
Twilight is why the facepalm was invented.
Posted by: Trufax
Twilight is the cancer that is killing /b/.
Posted by: Anonymous
Twilight is the reason the myth is busted.
Posted by: Adam and Jamie
Twilight disgusts me.
Posted by: Mary Sue
Twilight is why I ran away from the organization.
Posted by: Roxas
Twilight is what left me in ZETSUBOUSHITAAAA!
Posted by: Itoshiki Noizumu
Twilight is the reason I decided I wanted to destroy the Dark Tower and plunge the world into chaos-filled darkness. At least then no one would have any light by which to read that crap.
Posted by: Crimson King
I didn't kill Caesar.
Twilight did.
Posted by: Brutus
Absolutely no regrets. Whatsoever.
Posted by: The 9 Publishers who all rejected Twilight
Twilight is why I killed myself.
Posted by: Romeo
Same here.
Posted by: Juliet
Twilight burned down our house.
Posted by: Baudelaire orphans
Twilight is the reason I slay vampires.
Posted by: Anita Blake
I think Twilight is an amazing piece of literature :)
Posted by: George W. Bush
LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!
Posted by: Chris Crocker
Twilight is the reason why I take my clothes off on Broadway.
Posted by: Daniel Radcliffe
I know the difference between cereal and pancakes. I win.
Posted by: J.K.Rowling
I liked the Sephiroth one best, but then he's my awesome baby like that <3
Here's a few that I liked xD :
Twilight is the reason why I killed Aerith.
Posted by: Sephiroth
Twilight made me quit being a planet.
Posted by: Pluto
Twilight made me mutate myself. I wanted to be sparkly like Edward. Instead I got scales. :(
Posted by: Mohinder
Twilight makes me look like a work of Shakespeare.
Posted by: Half Life: Full Life Consequences
(If you know this reference, you're made of awesomewin and probably have spent far too much time on the internet xDDD)
Twilight is why I like men now.
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum
Edward is great, like a living advertisement!
Posted by: The Sparkly Bodylotion Shop
Twilight made me not throw my other shoe at Bush. Or those of the people around me.
Posted by: reporter X
Love Harry Potter and the world loves with you, love Twilight and you love alone.
Posted by: Oldboy
If I'm going to destroy half the world's population, Stephenie Meyer better be in that half.
Posted by: The Director of Itex
Twilight gave me the scar on my left eye
Posted by: Prince Zuko
I have a dream, that Twilight is wiped off the face of the Earth.
Posted by: Martin Luther King
Don't make me unmake you Smeyer.
Posted by: God
HAHAHA DISREGARD MY BOOKS, I SUCK COCKS
Posted by: Stephenie Meyer
Screw the rules, I have Twilight.
Posted by: Seto Kaiba
Why do people keeping asking me if I'm a vampire?
Posted by: Major Armstrong
Twilight's retard level is over nine thousand!
Posted by: Vegeta
Twilight is why the facepalm was invented.
Posted by: Trufax
Twilight is the cancer that is killing /b/.
Posted by: Anonymous
Twilight is the reason the myth is busted.
Posted by: Adam and Jamie
Twilight disgusts me.
Posted by: Mary Sue
Twilight is why I ran away from the organization.
Posted by: Roxas
Twilight is what left me in ZETSUBOUSHITAAAA!
Posted by: Itoshiki Noizumu
Twilight is the reason I decided I wanted to destroy the Dark Tower and plunge the world into chaos-filled darkness. At least then no one would have any light by which to read that crap.
Posted by: Crimson King
I didn't kill Caesar.
Twilight did.
Posted by: Brutus
Absolutely no regrets. Whatsoever.
Posted by: The 9 Publishers who all rejected Twilight
Twilight is why I killed myself.
Posted by: Romeo
Same here.
Posted by: Juliet
Twilight burned down our house.
Posted by: Baudelaire orphans
Twilight is the reason I slay vampires.
Posted by: Anita Blake
I think Twilight is an amazing piece of literature :)
Posted by: George W. Bush
LEAVE TWILIGHT ALONE!!
Posted by: Chris Crocker
Twilight is the reason why I take my clothes off on Broadway.
Posted by: Daniel Radcliffe
I know the difference between cereal and pancakes. I win.
Posted by: J.K.Rowling
I liked the Sephiroth one best, but then he's my awesome baby like that <3