Dads know how to fix everything....
Called my Dad just to "check in"
He laughed.
Then he asked what the hell I ate last night and told me I should avoid it! (Who knew Weight Watchers meatloaf could give you bad dreams?)
Step-mom said she wouldn't be catatonic---well; at least she'd only be in that state long enough to collect the insurance money....
She also said if anything SHE'D be the one to kill him. Dad said with her sex drive the way it is---she's trying to kill him now. I need mental bleach......... He then wanted to know about my sex life......I quickly changed the subject. No way am I discussing that with my father---no matter how hell bent he seems to discuss his with me.
As disturbing as it is.....he seems to know exactly what I need.