OMFG FUCKER
So this dumpling, right? Supposed to take 30-45 minutes to steam.
Last time I checked, FIVE AND A HALF HOURS IS NOT THIRTY TO FORTY-FIVE MINUTES.
I know I did something wrong, okay? But jesus christ. It's still too hot to eat, but it had better be fucking delicious.
DELICIOUS, I TELL YOU.
And if it isn't, I might just lie about it.
Last time I checked, FIVE AND A HALF HOURS IS NOT THIRTY TO FORTY-FIVE MINUTES.
I know I did something wrong, okay? But jesus christ. It's still too hot to eat, but it had better be fucking delicious.
DELICIOUS, I TELL YOU.
And if it isn't, I might just lie about it.