Transcript Of President Obama's Jobs Speech:
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Blah blah blah Jon Favreau-flavored bullshit rhetoric, blah blah blah gubmint can't help people only businesses and freedumb can help people, blah blah blah plz to be passing mah Jerbs Act, blah blah blah.
PO: Blah blah blah, we will pay for moy Jerbs Act in large part BY CUTTING EVEN MORE SPENDING THAN THE $1.5 TRILLION IN HUGE CUTS ALREADY SCHEDULED TO TAKE PLACE THANKS TO THE FUCKED UP DEBT LIMIT DEAL, blah blah blah.
PO: Blah blah blah we need to "reform" Medicare/Medicaid which is my Sexy Presidential Code for we're gonna start cutting shit out of ur favorite entitlement program, blah blah blah faux outrage over mercury contamination even though I just helped to kill stronger EPA regulations to the delight of polluters and Republicans, blah blah long-winded mention of how great Amurrika is, blah blah blah no mention of how the wars I've continued and the new one I started has contributed massively to the debt/jobs/economic crisis we currently face, blah blah GOD blah, PRAISE JEEBUS blah blah, blah blah blah lofty rhetoric, and may God Bless Amurrika.
(The full transcript is here.)
PO: Blah blah blah, we will pay for moy Jerbs Act in large part BY CUTTING EVEN MORE SPENDING THAN THE $1.5 TRILLION IN HUGE CUTS ALREADY SCHEDULED TO TAKE PLACE THANKS TO THE FUCKED UP DEBT LIMIT DEAL, blah blah blah.
PO: Blah blah blah we need to "reform" Medicare/Medicaid which is my Sexy Presidential Code for we're gonna start cutting shit out of ur favorite entitlement program, blah blah blah faux outrage over mercury contamination even though I just helped to kill stronger EPA regulations to the delight of polluters and Republicans, blah blah long-winded mention of how great Amurrika is, blah blah blah no mention of how the wars I've continued and the new one I started has contributed massively to the debt/jobs/economic crisis we currently face, blah blah GOD blah, PRAISE JEEBUS blah blah, blah blah blah lofty rhetoric, and may God Bless Amurrika.
(The full transcript is here.)