Nurse anyone?

[haruhifujioka]

[Haruhi is sitting at a desk doing what one has to assume is some sort of clerical work. She's wearing what looks like the traditional white nurse outfit that has been out of fashion since the 1960's at the latest.

She holds up what looks like a rather old fashioned script.]

Doctor Yujinn needs this much lithium? That seems a bit extreme .... [

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[turn4bout]

I need nine lithiums, thank you, Nurse. [ DR. PYROPE is the most esteemed doctor of our age. ]

[haruhifujioka]

That's for several patients right?

[She has a slight worry that these are going to be distributed to the doctors.]

[turn4bout]

It's for every patient.

[haruhifujioka]

Doctor, you want to give every patient nine lithium? Or nine patients one lithium?

[turn4bout]

I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE.

[haruhifujioka]

If you refuse to answer then I won't be able to give you the lithium.

[turn4bout]

Excuse me, madam musclebeast asshole. You seem to have forgotten your place. And my place. And your place in the relative location to mine. And my place as the most supreme.

Allow me to draw you a picture:

This is us.

I didn't put forty-one years, and three months into this hospital to get petulant little wrigglers questioning my superior authority.

I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR LITHIUMS OR I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE.

WHICH TRANSLATES TO JOB IN THIS CASE.

[haruhifujioka]

I'm sorry doctor, but I can't administer your medication request without the proper papers filed.

[turn4bout]

Done.

[haruhifujioka]

.....

[Give her a moment. She's staring at your order in disbelief.]

Doctor ... this is written in crayon.

[turn4bout]

CHALK. Delicious chalk.

NOW I SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW THE RULES, MISS NURSEY NURSE.

[haruhifujioka]

I can't fill an order written in chalk doctor.

[turn4bout]

Yes, you can.

[haruhifujioka]

I'm sorry doctor, I can't/

[turn4bout]

It's your obligation to this facility to assist the patients, correct? It is my obligation to decide how to assist those patients. I WAS PAYING MY DEBT OFF FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN.

I suggest you do your job.

[haruhifujioka]

I am doing my job. This is an unauthorized script. You'll have to fill out a script properly in order to receive your medications.

[She's starting to wonder if this script isn't actually for the doctor themselves.]