[Tatsuya-thon] # 96

[haruhi_hikaru]

5 times Tatsuya gets dragged into wearing a dress and once where he does the dragging

[1] The first time happened when he was as young as 5. Apparently, his lovely cousin got sick the morning she was supposed to enter a costume competition at the town's community hall. His aunt was determined to not letting other girl win the competition. Then she realized that her sister has a very pretty son that she had mistaken for a girl the first time she saw him. So she knocked on Tatsuya's front door as early as 7 AM and begged her sister to lend her son.

"I just want to take him out for an ice-cream treat~" She said innocently.

Tatsuya, after hearing the word 'ice-cream' bounced and yelled happily. Little that he knew that the 'ice-cream treat' would actually involved 2 hours of make-up and fitting of an incredibly fluffy and princessy outfit. It even had glittery wings attached on its back.

Surprisingly, he won the third place. But of course, his aunt took the entire prize and bragged to all of her friends that her daughter won it.

Not that he mind anyway.

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[2] When he was in middle high school, the stupid theatre teacher insisted on doing 'Cleopatra'. And she wanted everybody to get involved in the play. Because Tatsuya's school is an all-boys high school, someone has to act as the queen. Guess who got the role?

Yes. Of course.

The dress was the most horrible thing Tatsuya had ever worn. He had once thought of quitting the play but his teacher was threatening him to cut off his grade if he didn't participate. He knew that lower grade would mean another slap across the face from his dad. So if wearing a long, itchy and hot [*coughs* literal meaning..] dress could save him from his father, he would certainly do it.

At least, his role was better that Maru who only got to be a camel.

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[3] The third time happened when he was already in KAT-TUN. Tatsuya received a call from Jin one morning.

"Ne,Tat-chan. I'll be having a party this Sunday!" Jin said excitedly on the other line.

"OK. I'll be there."

"Wait! Wait! It'll be a costume party!" He could also hear Kame's voice interrupting now and then.

"Owh. So, what’s the theme?"

"Crossdressing. And pink is a must!"

The next Sunday, Tatsuya was ready with his little black, long sleeved dress and pink heels. He got a matching pink bow in his hair. He even wore thick eyeliner to compliment the gothic look.

'Doesn't matter. Everyone else will look as drag as I am anyway'

The imagination of Kame in a sparkly pink ball gown made him smile before he drove off to Jin's new apartment.

Opening the front door, he could hear laughter and chit-chats coming from the living room.

‘Owh..they started the party without me!’ Tatsuya thought.

He slowly tip-toed towards the room and..

"HI, ALL~!!" Jumping excitedly, he waved to the boys.

Silence suddenly stroked the room. Everyone was staring at him. Some even whistle.

"Wow..Tat-chan..you look..HOT~!!" Yoko gave him a sheepish smile.

“Those look real! Are they C cup?” Yassu asked with potato chips full inside his mouth while pointing at Tatsuya’s fake boobs.

Tatsuya blinked his eyes in confusion several times.

"What the- Why are you guys not wearing any dresses??!!!" He exclaimed angrily.

"Tatsuya, do you realize what day is today?" Jin asked. His eyes were still glued to Tatsuya. Kame immediately pinched his boyfriend upon realizing the other’s dirty stare.

"...Sunday?"

"And also..April Fool day!" With Jin's last words, everyone laughed at Tatsuya except for one man. He was still staring and was madly blushing.

Tatsuya spent the entire day (well actually, the whole month) not talking to Jin and Kame. He was playing with his guitar one day when he received a message from Nishikido Ryo.

'Ne, Hime..Will you go out with me?'

And Tatsuya started to grin like an idiot.

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[4] "My mom called today." Ryo said one day when they were cuddling on the sofa, watching DVDs.

"...And?" Tatsuya munched on the popcorn. His eyes were still fixed to the TV screen.

"She's coming to Tokyo this weekend."

"Why?"

"Coz she wants to see my girlfriend."

He stopped munching.

"But..honey, you don't have a girlfriend."

"That's right. I only have one lovely, pretty little boyfriend.." And the Sexy Osaka Man gave his best smile, hoping that the other would clearly understand what he meant to say.

Tatsuya blinked, still didn't understand what Ryo was actually trying to say. Ryo groaned, finally gave up on the attempt of being subtle.

"The truth is, I didn't tell my mom yet that I'm gay."

"...So?"

Ryo gave his brunette boyfriend a puppy look. "Pleaseee..?"

And immediately, Tatsuya started to curse and threw his popcorns towards Ryo.

“NO!” He said that loud and clear, with fierce eyes.

But then again, the Sexy Osaka Man knows his Hime very well. All it takes for Tatsuya to change his mind were a basket full of chocolates, nice candlelight dinner and several rounds of hot, mind-blowing sex.

So on the next Saturday evening, Tatsuya found himself sipping tea in a 5 stars restaurant with his ‘future mother-in-law.’ He looked stunningly beautiful in a dress and matching black cardigan with his hair tied on one side. He looked even cuter with make-ups. Even Ryo couldn’t keep his hands from wandering around the other’s short skirt while talking to his mother. Luckily the restaurant’s table cloth was long enough.

Mrs. Nishikido, on the other hand was no doubt impressed with his son’s choice.

“She’s even prettier in real life, Ryo!” She exclaimed while putting some butter on her scone happily.

Ryo and Tatsuya could only smile and then looked at each other meaningfully.

“So..I’ve been doing a little research and I think July is the perfect month to get married!”

“M..ma- married??” Tatsuya, or on that particular day, Tatsuko..frowned.

“I still have my wedding dress which I think will look good on you! I’m the same size as you when I was young!” She chuckled.

Tatsuya gave an angry stare at his boyfriend.

Ryo laughed uneasily. “Mom, Stop it~ you’re making Tatsuko nervous.”

“Owh dear darlings, you two have to get married soon~ it’s the perfect time! Besides, it’ll be better to marry earlier so that you could have more babies! I want at least 5 grandchildren!” The two of them gulped. No more smile on their face.

Tatsuya looked at Ryo with a ‘what-the-hell’ face.

Ryo looked back with his face answering ‘I-don’t-know-o-God-we’re-screwed.’

Right at that moment, Tatsuya reminded himself to not wearing any dress anymore. Ever.

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[5] Tatsuya was in a huge garden. Walking through the green grasses with lots of colorful wild flowers and strange animals here and there, he asked himself, ‘Where the hell am I?’

Just a few steps after that, he encountered a giant caterpillar. He has a gigantic, green body that was about the same size of a bus with thousand of legs and he looked so much like..

"..Yoko?" Tatsuya twitched his eyebrows.

"No. Actually my name's Joe but hey, Yoko's kinda cute~" He lift up his big hat and bowed at Tatsuya before he went away.

After that, there were several other weird encounters like a rabbit that look like Yassu, a panda resembles Jin that couldn't stop chewing bamboos and a turtle that of course, looked like Kame.

He walked and walked and then he found his boyfriend sitting on a big tree branch. Ryo has purple and pink stripes all over his fat body and had whiskers like..

"You're the Cheshire cat?" He pointed his finger at Ryo.

"Well, yes you’re right honey..I'm cute, huh?"

"You're the ugliest cat I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life!" He stopped talking to laugh at Ryo.

"Fishlips! Stop criticizing or I’ll eat you tonight!"

"What’s this place by the way? It looks like.."

"..Alice in Wonderland! I mean, Tat-chan in Wonderland..!!" Smiling cutely, Ryo lifted up his fat arms as if he was cheering and jumped on his two feet, causing him to suddenly fell from the tree.

“Ryo! Be caref-”

He haven't finish his sentence when a sea of chocolate came towards him and his sight turned black for a while before he woke up in yet another strange place. This time, it was a castle made out of marshmallows, candy canes and jelly beans.

"Where am I now?"

"Well, hello Tatsuya!! We’re your candy fairies~" Now Tatsuya could see 3 very familiar faces wearing dresses with wings attached at the back. Shige was in green dress, Yamapi in pink and Tegoshi in bright yellow.

"Ew. Aren't fairies supposed to be cute, pretty and stuffs?"

Intimidated by Tatsuya’s comment, Shige glared angrily at him. "How dare you making fun at us fairies!!”

“Now we shall punish you!!” Pi continued.

Out of nowhere, a Hello Kitty pink gown magically appeared in front of Tatsuya..

“You have to wear this, before 12 o’clock or you'll turn into a rotten pumpkin!!"

"...What?? Now it's Cinderella?? What the heck?? Where am I exactly??? CrackLand?" Tatsuya tried to run but the fairies kept following him.

"Come one Tatsuya! 3 minutes away or else you'll be a rotten pumpkin!!" Tegoshi screamed.

"Your prince charming is waiting! Wear the dress now!!"

Suddenly, there was an enormous staircase in front of him. At the top of it, stand Nishikido Ryo with white tuxedo and a huge smile on his face.

"Tatsuya, come to me! Wear the dress..." Ryo was reaching his hands out.

"What the- NO!"

"2 more minutes, Tatsuya!"

"You’re running out of time! Just wear it!"

"No!"

"1 minute!"

"I said no! I don’t want to wear any dress ever again!!!"

"10 seconds..9....8.."

"Tatsuya..don't you love me??" Prince Ryo, looking from above gave Tatsuya a sad face.

"I do, Ryo...but- but.."

"3...2....."

"NO!!! DON'T TURN ME INTO ROTTEN PUMPKIN!!! I'LL WEAR THE STUPID DRESS!!!"

"Oi! What's wrong with you? You're screaming in the middle of the night!"

"R- Ryo? OMG I’m still alive!! And I didn't turn into pumpkin!!" With face covered with sweats, Tatsuya immediately kissed Ryo all over and kept mumbling about his nightmare.

"What the fuck. Just go back to sleep now!" Ryo ordered while pulling his blanket and continued to sleep.

But until dawn, Tatsuya was still awake since he was scared that the same dream will appear again.

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[+1]

"Let's play truth or dare." Ueda Tatsuya smirked.

"Or we could watch DVD~!" Taguchi suggested while flashing his innocent, idiotic smile.

"NO. I SAID TRUTH OR DARE!" One devilish stare was enough to make the rest of KAT-TUN and Kanjani8 gulped and nodded in agreement.

They started to play and it didn't take long for things to get pretty nasty with Yoko making Akame kissed each other and Ohkura having to confess to Yassu.

It was 2 AM and everyone was getting pretty much drunk. Well actually, almost everyone.

At the far left corner of the huge table, sat the man who suggested the idea of playing 'truth or dare'. His smile was getting wider.

"Tat-chan, it’s your turn~" Jin said and burped.

The man in black spinned the empty beer bottle and not so surprisingly, it pointed out to the Sexy Osaka Man.

"Truth or dare?" Tatsuya asked while looking at his boyfriend.

Still feeling very drunk, Ryo just simply said 'dare' without even thinking of the consequences.

"Ok then. I want you to wear this." He took out a black and white cloth and handed it to Ryo.

"O-K~" Half-awake and pretty much unaware of his boyfriend's evil plan, Ryo grabbed the outfit and headed to the bathroom.
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7 AM in the morning. The day after the wild party.

Nishikido Ryo woke up with dizzy feelings and disturbing sounds of;

Click. Click.

"Oi!! What the hell are you doing??" Ryo jumped over his lover while trying to grab the camera from Tatsuya.

"Taking picture of you of course." Tatsuya grinned happily.

"So that you could sell them on eBay?? Ah..I guess I'm too good-looking and sexy and..OH MY GOD~!!!"

Saying that Ryo was shocked would be an understatement. His eyes were almost going to pop out upon seeing the image of himself in a tight French maid outfit. The figure in the mirror was wearing a black skirt with white ruffles all over it. The lacy dress was made out of satin and its V-neck cut through her..well, his cleavage. A black kitten headband completed the whole look of the Sexy Osaka..Maid.

Another flash of the camera and Ryo couldn't take it anymore.

"Tatsuya!! What do you think you're doing?!!" He yelled at his lover while trying to cover his 'assets'.

"You're the one who agreed to wear those last night! I just want to capture this memory.." Tatsuya tried to look innocent by pouting but failed when Ryo started to throw angry stares at him.

"I have evidence!"

"What are you talking abo-" Ryo was speechless upon seeing the video of himself in the same outfit. The only difference was that the drunken maid in the video was dancing seductively on the table, surrounded by his fellow bandmates.

"YOU!!!" He shrieked and pushed Tatsuya onto the bed while quickly grabbed the digital camera.

The red-faced Ryo was about to leave when he saw Tatsuya's teary eyes.

"Don't get mad at me..It's just that I'm tired of being dragged by people into wearing dresses. Just because I look a little bit feminine, it doesn't mean that I enjoy being in dresses!" Tatsuya retorted.

"That's why for once; I want to drag someone to wear dress. And since you're my kind, understanding boyfriend.."

Tatsuya's words topped up with cute gestures were more than enough to melt Ryo's heart away.

"Fine! I'll be your French maid! I'll serve you BUT only for today.." With that, Ryo kissed his Tatsuya full on the lips while taking off the other's clothes piece by piece.

"Ryo.." Tatsuya said between his shameless moans.

"..Mm?"

"I love you.."

"I love you too, princess.."
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The day after. 12 noon at JE cafe'.

"What the fuck." Ryo grumbled.

"What's wrong?" Yamapi who sat beside him asked.

"This people! Since this morning they kept staring at me like I'm some kind of a goddamn alien with hundred eyes or something!! Haven't they seen the Sexy Osaka Man before??"

"Er..Ryo.."

"What?"

"I don't think they're staring at you because you're sexy. But, because of this." He handed a piece of photo to his best friend.

"This was distributed by an anonymous person to the whole JE members. Even Kitagawa-san received this. I'm wondering who super-imposed your face with this ridiculous French maid outfit and hand out to- eh..? Ryo?" Yamapi stopped talking when he realized that Ryo was gone.

Moment later, there was a roar from across the corridor. "UEDA TATSUYA~!!!!"

And Yamapi could only chewed on his doughnut faster while hoping that KAT-TN will find their new 'U' soon..
-THE END-

A/N: Did I suck at this? Comment, pliz? *shiny eyes*