HARUKA'S TORTILLAS

[haru_youdoin]

-IS SWEEPING THE STORE, GLANCING UP TO SEE IF ANYBODY IS THERE...SUDDENLY BREAKS OUT INTO SONG-

YOU!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! GAY BAR, GAY BAR! -DANCES AROUND USING BROOM AS A MICROPHONE-

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[imma_girl]

*THE STORE'S REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPENS, AND SMELLERBEE WALKS OUT EATING SOME ICE CREAM* SORRY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE. I DON'T THINK THEY'D LIKE ME ALL THAT MUCH.

[haru_youdoin]

...HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THERE?

[imma_girl]

NOT LONG. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE OUT OF ICE CREAM NOW. *SHAKES ICE OFF HER SKIN AND HAIR*

[haru_youdoin]

BEE! I JUST REFILLED THAT TODAY! WE'RE NOT GONNA GET MORE ICE CREAM UNTIL NEXT MONTH!

[imma_girl]

OH... THEN I SUGGEST TELLING YOUR MOM THAT YOU GAVE IT AWAY GENTLY. CUZ I KNOW IF IT WERE ME, I'D BE PISSED AT YOU! *EATS SOME MORE OF HER ICE CREAM*

[haru_youdoin]

PISSED? OH SHE'LL BE BEYOND PISSED! IN FACT -SHAKES SMELLERBEE BY HER SHOULDERS- SHE WILL SKIN ME ALIVE!

[imma_girl]

*DESPITE BEING SHAKED, LETS HARU LIVE BECAUSE... WELL... HE'S HARU* THEN I SUGGEST YOU RUN.

[haru_youdoin]

...THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. I MAY NEED A PLACE TO STAY.

[imma_girl]

*THINKS A MOMENT* ...WHAT'S YOUR TOLERANCE LEVEL FOR IDIOCY?

[haru_youdoin]

...I'D HAVE TO SAY PRETTY HIGH. WHY?

[imma_girl]

*SHRUGS* WELL THEN, I GUESS THAT SETTLES IT. *FINISHES HER ICE CREAM AND CRACKS HER KNUCKLES* I HOPE YOU LIKE ZEBRA. *PULLS A ROPE OUT OF HER POCKET, HOG-TIES HARU AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE STORE*

[haru_youdoin]

UH...OKAY THIS WORKS TOO, I GUESS...THOUGH I REALLY SHOULD SWING BY MY HOUSE AND GRAB SOME CLOTHES...WAIT, ZEBRA?!

[imma_girl]

EH YOU CAN GET THAT LATER. AND YEP. YOU HEARD RIGHT.

MY GENIUS RELATIVES HIT A ZEBRA WITH A CAR AND NOW WE HAVE THAT TO FEAST UPON.

[haru_youdoin]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY THEN.