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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I turned thad_deus in for farting in church (3 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, solemn_artemis (-5000 points). In August I pulled cobains_disease's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5703 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
haru_mania
I don't even know where asscrackistan is!!!