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Here's a handbasket, it has the world in it, and its going straight to hell. Alright, we're chopping this journal into sections:
"Naked Gun"
So, David Zucker the producer and director of Naked Gun and Airplane created a commercial for the election. Surprisingly, this Hollywood guy actually did an anti-Kerry spot. It's pretty funny, I recommend checking it out. Finally, people in this place are growing a pair and voicing their opinions.
Hey, what happens when a country is attacked and they attack another country, the one that didn't attack them? I'll call it World War 2. Why did we go after Nazi Germany when it was Japan that attacked us? Anyway, how about that Michael Moore guy. Gotta have an enormous amount of respect for the man when his home country is attacked by terrorists and he is against going after Afghanistan, the country well known for dem dere Al Queda. Maybe we should sign a treaty...we'll give you a billion dollars if you don't attack us.
"Why did Mr. Peanut go to the mental hospital? 'Cause he was nuts"
I'm on the edge of sanity here folks. A little tap and I'm insane. Not only did I find out that a person I don't care too highly for is now my co-worker, but I found out she's moved in with a pregnant chick, her b/f, and another guy. Wait! What? Yeah, makes no sense to me either, but here's the kicker...eh, forget the kicker, I don't want to get into too much trouble. Overall, I guess it won't change my life too much. On top of that, my good bud said he wasn't coming home for Thanksgiving leaving me possibly hitting Vegas alone, but with gas as it is and vegas hotel rooms as they are, that may no longer be a go. Sucks too, I really wanted to hang out with Colleen. We only hang out once every 4 years it seems.
"Times like these call for a Big Lebowski"
It rained the other day. First rain in 180 days. I enjoyed it. Of course it was storm watch 2004. All that was on the news was how this storm has effected the southland. It's rain people. It's not even lightening or hail or even a heavy freakin' downpour. It rained...it's like a sprinkler but cloudy.
"The End is Near"
I'm done now. Hope all is well, I'm gonna burrow into a corner for a while, maybe rediscover my african american roots, maybe do some reading and pooping, who knows. This weekend should be sort of interesting, Friday night is looking like a barrel of monkeys already. Peace out doggs and remember a relationship where farting is uncomfortable is a relationship destined to fail.
"Naked Gun"
So, David Zucker the producer and director of Naked Gun and Airplane created a commercial for the election. Surprisingly, this Hollywood guy actually did an anti-Kerry spot. It's pretty funny, I recommend checking it out. Finally, people in this place are growing a pair and voicing their opinions.
Hey, what happens when a country is attacked and they attack another country, the one that didn't attack them? I'll call it World War 2. Why did we go after Nazi Germany when it was Japan that attacked us? Anyway, how about that Michael Moore guy. Gotta have an enormous amount of respect for the man when his home country is attacked by terrorists and he is against going after Afghanistan, the country well known for dem dere Al Queda. Maybe we should sign a treaty...we'll give you a billion dollars if you don't attack us.
"Why did Mr. Peanut go to the mental hospital? 'Cause he was nuts"
I'm on the edge of sanity here folks. A little tap and I'm insane. Not only did I find out that a person I don't care too highly for is now my co-worker, but I found out she's moved in with a pregnant chick, her b/f, and another guy. Wait! What? Yeah, makes no sense to me either, but here's the kicker...eh, forget the kicker, I don't want to get into too much trouble. Overall, I guess it won't change my life too much. On top of that, my good bud said he wasn't coming home for Thanksgiving leaving me possibly hitting Vegas alone, but with gas as it is and vegas hotel rooms as they are, that may no longer be a go. Sucks too, I really wanted to hang out with Colleen. We only hang out once every 4 years it seems.
"Times like these call for a Big Lebowski"
It rained the other day. First rain in 180 days. I enjoyed it. Of course it was storm watch 2004. All that was on the news was how this storm has effected the southland. It's rain people. It's not even lightening or hail or even a heavy freakin' downpour. It rained...it's like a sprinkler but cloudy.
"The End is Near"
I'm done now. Hope all is well, I'm gonna burrow into a corner for a while, maybe rediscover my african american roots, maybe do some reading and pooping, who knows. This weekend should be sort of interesting, Friday night is looking like a barrel of monkeys already. Peace out doggs and remember a relationship where farting is uncomfortable is a relationship destined to fail.