Wouldn't You Like to Be a Pepper Too?
Went to see Tim Burton's Corpse Bride via the free screening tix I can still get and by the time Dustin shows up they are already full. So, they hooked us up for free tickets to any other movie and we saw "Wedding Crashers". It was funny, the best line being "That girl seriously just eye-fucked the shit out of me". It had its moments. I'm still looking forward to the Island. I may even see it tonight. Sure it did horrible at the box office but I still want to see it.
I've been hanging out a lot with the gf. It was her birthday so I was there for that, along with her parent's party on saturday, and her friends thing on sunday. Then I saw her again last night. The parents thing went well and the friends thing...well, as I told my sister. "I felt like I was hanging around a bunch of 20 year old college kids". Her response..."You were". Maybe its being out of college and having a real job and becoming a grown up but I felt kinda distant from them. Yuliya even said it was her and one other person who actually worked, so to add to it, most of the kids were still milking there parents. (I still get help from the fam too, not judging). Overall though, they were cool.
Alright, now for the insult portion of the program. Know a whore? When describing her, feel free to use any of these original phrases:
1. Her ass is like a poster tube.
2. She's goes down more than the electricity in Iraq
3. She's smoked more sausage than Hickory Farms
4. She's had more shots to the face than Mike Tyson
5. She's had more balls bounce off her chin than a fat man playing dodgeball
Quote:
"Your mother was a snowblower" - (see if you can name the movie)
I've been hanging out a lot with the gf. It was her birthday so I was there for that, along with her parent's party on saturday, and her friends thing on sunday. Then I saw her again last night. The parents thing went well and the friends thing...well, as I told my sister. "I felt like I was hanging around a bunch of 20 year old college kids". Her response..."You were". Maybe its being out of college and having a real job and becoming a grown up but I felt kinda distant from them. Yuliya even said it was her and one other person who actually worked, so to add to it, most of the kids were still milking there parents. (I still get help from the fam too, not judging). Overall though, they were cool.
Alright, now for the insult portion of the program. Know a whore? When describing her, feel free to use any of these original phrases:
1. Her ass is like a poster tube.
2. She's goes down more than the electricity in Iraq
3. She's smoked more sausage than Hickory Farms
4. She's had more shots to the face than Mike Tyson
5. She's had more balls bounce off her chin than a fat man playing dodgeball
Quote:
"Your mother was a snowblower" - (see if you can name the movie)