First off, Ben, I had a great weekend in Morro Bay...Happy Birthday. I like the fact that everyone spent money on themselves for your birthday. But hey, its the 90s right
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So, my girlfriend named_Lance_ and I went to Morro Bay this weekend. It's a lot like going _nude_ in Michigan. It was a 2.5 hour _circle jerk_ along the coast, around mountains, and pass a(n)_albino gorilla_. I did see a(n)_child_ in a garage _poop_-ing and that was damn cool. We met the gf's friend and bf there, hung out and then _banged_ to _pee wee's playhouse theme song_. They were fun. I was awoken the next morning by the gf _puke_ing on the_cat_ and saying "_the pussy is dirty and smelly now_". We all got dressed and went in to town. It was cool. Then we decided to bbq _the stinky cat_ and while they were grilling, we started drinking. We drank a hefty sum but not too much. We played 2 games: _whos in my mouth_ and _go fish_. Both were fun but I wasn't too good at the first one, I'm not as _small in the pants_ as the others, especially those who go to school at _U of M_. The next morning we woke up, surprisingly I wasn't _gay_. We had breakfast and then _tickled each other_. Once back, I was able to _poop_ which is good because I wasn't sure I'd be able to do that all weekend. I guess the first test in a relationship passed as I _painted a mural of jesus on the hood of my car_. Of course I called _poppa penthouse_ to wish him a _reach around and hand shake_. I heard they were all going to a(n)_church_and I hoped him not to get STDs. Who knows what can happen when you touch a(n)_nuns hairy bush_. I can't believe Keith spent _1 million_dollars on a _skeezer_ he knew in high school. If I went to a _hostle_ and saw someone I knew I'd be more inclined to _kick_her on the_uterus_ and throw a 50 cent piece. Then before I left say "Can you _spit in_ my yearbook".
what a magical weekend you must have had
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