more depressing news....
so i have a funeral to go to this saturday....huh...
tonite while waiting for everyone to show up to my small group and while talking with someone about why life really sucks right now, i realized something....and this person reminded me of how sad this really is:
~the only thing that I can trust in this world is MOUNTAIN DEW. that's right folks, i am dependent upon a substance. it is the only thing or "person" that has helped me through every situation...mt. dew while never abandon me and never will....in all honesty~
drat, i had something else to say, but it was probably just even more depressing, and so it was not worth your time
(was this one short enough for you jason??)
tonite while waiting for everyone to show up to my small group and while talking with someone about why life really sucks right now, i realized something....and this person reminded me of how sad this really is:
~the only thing that I can trust in this world is MOUNTAIN DEW. that's right folks, i am dependent upon a substance. it is the only thing or "person" that has helped me through every situation...mt. dew while never abandon me and never will....in all honesty~
drat, i had something else to say, but it was probably just even more depressing, and so it was not worth your time
(was this one short enough for you jason??)