Kathryn Bowen is no longer the queen... Its true.. I have taken the crown.
Yes its true, headlines everywhere are reading:
"Procrastination Queen Dethrowned!"
Why? Well let me tell you why. Like I said in my last journal something has been occupying my attention lately and I have hardly had the time for much else.. haha including this speech. So last night around 4am.. I think to myself :::huh.. I have a speech to give tomorrow... with an outline.. and visual aide... umm and I dont even have a topic yet::: hahahaha Yes! I am awesome like that. So.. Around that time I was like.. well I guess I should pick a topic. So I started talking to my friend Meg online that I had worked with over the summer and she suggested that I do a speech about "Putting to rest the stereotypes against the South" and I loved the idea... but after like 20 mins of not getting much of anywhere Meg and I decided that was a no go. haha so then.. I was like.. alright.. I am going to do "The history and how to make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich." Yes my friends.. I decided that THAT was the speech for me. So I started to outline and get the jist of my speech... basically all I did was get three main points and maybe a idea or two for each then JoJo came in and she made Ramen Noodles and chilled in my room haha .. Then I was like psh.. its 5:30am I am going to bed.. So I asked my neighbor if I could use her computer to do a power point and she said "Yes but I am leaving early be in here at 7:30am" so I set my phone for that time and went to sleep....
SO THIS MORNING AT 9:25 WHEN I WOKE UP IN A PANIC... lol my alarm didnt go off.. yeah I was like ::OH MY STARS I HAVE CLASS IN AN HOUR AND 40 mins!:: So I frantically went into Britt and JoJo's room and used Britts computer to make up an outline outta nowhere... dont even remember really thinking the whole time. Then I RAN and showered and by then it was 11.. I was like dangit I missed that class... So I was like alright I have to GIVE this speech in an hour and a half and I have NOTHING! So I got dressed and then went and made the power point in Lisa's room about as quick as you can make a powerpoint.. but was it good? OF COURSE ..hello?! So I RUN to my car and went to the grocery store and bought the makings for a PBJ and then ran to about 3 different stores looking for an apron .. I thought it would set the mood. So I RACE back to school and run to class... Give my speech....
I got an A. ....... it doesnt get much better than that. A Speech, a outline, a powerpoint, and props in a collective 2 hours and 15 mins. A-thank you..
Step down Kathryn... im thinking you got nothin on that.