this looked fun; thanks emily.
If I were a month, I'd be: august
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2 am
If I were a planet, I'd be: the sun cause it's like the king of planets
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a shark
If I were a direction, I'd be: south
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: hmm - a futon
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: i don't know. give me some time...
If I were a liquid, I'd be: apple juice or chocolate milk
If I were a tree, I'd be: a weeping cherry tree
If I were an article of clothing, I'd be: that pearl thong from victoria's secret. hahahaha.
If I were a bird, I'd be: an emu
If I were a tool, I'd be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a venus fly trap
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain on a sunny day
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: uhh... an incubus.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a harp
If I were an animal, I'd be: a dinosaur
If I were a color, I'd be: gray
If I were an emotion, I'd be: love!
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I'd be: the atlantic ocean... or i could be a garbage truck backing up...
If I were an element, I'd be: arsenic
If I were a car, I'd be: something fuel-efficient but with heated seats!
If I were a song, I'd be: everlong by the foo fighters or maybe slide by the goo goo dolls.
If I were a movie, I'd be: white christmas
If I were a book, I'd be: harry potter and the goblet of fire
If I were a food, I'd be: honey bunches of oats cereal
If I were a drink, I'd be: one of those snapple elements
if I were a place, I'd be: the
atlantisIf I were a material, I'd be: some kind of blend of stuff. soft like fleece, but not as heavy.
If I were a taste, I'd be: birthday lip gloss
If I were a scent, I'd be: fresh air. it sounds really dumb, but when i went to orlando in like '98, the air smelled so amazingly fresh the whole time and every now and then i smell that again and i'm so excited because that = awesome
If I were a religion, I'd be: twentyfourism
If I were a word, I'd be: shibby
If I were an object, I'd be: a volcano
If I were a body part, I'd be: an eye
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: way hawt
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: environmental
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: daria <3 <3
If I were a shape, I'd be: a circle?
If I were a number, I'd be: uh, 24