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[hartman360]

The funniest thing happened last night. I was laying in bed with Carla, and she wouldn’t stop looking at my face. More specifically, she was looking at my cheek. Apparently I have a small patch of facial hair that comes in the shape of the Jesus fish you always see on the backs of cars. I thought she was just fucking with me, but when I got up and took a look in the mirror I did see a startling resemblance.

I am going to shave it and sell it on ebay for 10 million dollars. Carla thinks it is hilarious.

This morning I made this for Carla…