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"so i'm in the bathroom sitting on the toilet peeing, and the window is like this | | far open, and all of a sudden this yellow jacket flies into the window so i ran out of the bathroom with my pants at my ankles and then i slammed the bathroom door. i ran and got the broom and i opened the door and he was this | | big. (3 inches) he was on the window. i smacked him 5 times. then he died. and i threw him in the toilet. then i pulled up my pants."
-an anonymous mother (A.J.A.)
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p.s. diet choke
"why don't you have a lj?"
"because no one wants to read about a 46 year old PTA mom who kills yellow jackets"
-an anonymous mother (A.J.A.)
story slightly embellished to enhance the entertainment value. ]
p.s. diet choke
"why don't you have a lj?"
"because no one wants to read about a 46 year old PTA mom who kills yellow jackets"