survey #2
Part 1: The Birth of You (The clumsy grammar is driving me mad. Whoever wrote this should take legal writing classes.)
Were you a planned baby?
I assume so, yes.
Were you the first?
Yup.
Who was present at your birth?
Uh. I would presume both parents. Not that it matters either way.
were your parents married when you were born?
Yep. We're very Chinese.
What is your birthdate?
July 14, 1986.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?
Stubborn, fine practitioners of the Art of Avoidance, love each other where it counts.
Which parent do you get along with best?
I think the survey creator meant "better". Because you only have two parents, so it's "better". Nevermind. Uh, it depends.
What do you fight about?
The guys I date, my fucked up shit-assed curfew, things like that.
Do you have step parents?
No.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
No.
What do you like to do when you are together?
Go to town in our JC uniform, take Neoprints in our JC uniform, camwhore, share our food, gossip, laugh very loudly. Fun, eh?
Do you share the same interests?
More or less, but not really at the same time.
Which friend(s) can you tell anything to?
Mel, Simon.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?
I think I'm pretty arrogant.
Do you get depressed about things easily?
If I'm PMSing, then hell yeah. Other than that, I think I tend to bounce back pretty quickly. Who knows if it's just temporary though?
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Definitely more introverted than extroverted.
Are you happpy?
How do you define 'happy'?
Do you live life to the fullest?
No, I don't.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
I like that I'm not ugly but I don't really like my face. I can spend quite some time staring at myself in the mirror, making a mental note of the things I hate about my face. For instance, I hate the way my lower lip protrudes a bit, so that I look ugly from the side. I hate that. And I hate my eyebags. Okay, I shan't continue.
(I deleted some questions 'cause they're stupid.)
How do you dress?
Because I have fuck-all to wear, nowadays I switch between jeans and short denim skirts. I NEED NEW CLOTHES.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
What the hell does that even mean?
What did you use to love that you no longer do?
Uh. The Backstreet Boys. Pop music. Crappy Adam Sandler-ish comedies.
Do you have the same friends?
Those from primary school (i.e. Rui), yes.
Was there anything in your past that wast tramatizing?
Nothing I can think of. So no. Obviously.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
To have nothing to do with law and the profession.
Are you scared of growing old?
I'm not scared, just extremely reluctant and bitter.
Do you want to get married?
Hell no.
I'm getting really sick of this one.
Okay. Deleted the rest of it. Worthless pile of shit.
Were you a planned baby?
I assume so, yes.
Were you the first?
Yup.
Who was present at your birth?
Uh. I would presume both parents. Not that it matters either way.
were your parents married when you were born?
Yep. We're very Chinese.
What is your birthdate?
July 14, 1986.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?
Stubborn, fine practitioners of the Art of Avoidance, love each other where it counts.
Which parent do you get along with best?
I think the survey creator meant "better". Because you only have two parents, so it's "better". Nevermind. Uh, it depends.
What do you fight about?
The guys I date, my fucked up shit-assed curfew, things like that.
Do you have step parents?
No.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
No.
What do you like to do when you are together?
Go to town in our JC uniform, take Neoprints in our JC uniform, camwhore, share our food, gossip, laugh very loudly. Fun, eh?
Do you share the same interests?
More or less, but not really at the same time.
Which friend(s) can you tell anything to?
Mel, Simon.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?
I think I'm pretty arrogant.
Do you get depressed about things easily?
If I'm PMSing, then hell yeah. Other than that, I think I tend to bounce back pretty quickly. Who knows if it's just temporary though?
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Definitely more introverted than extroverted.
Are you happpy?
How do you define 'happy'?
Do you live life to the fullest?
No, I don't.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
I like that I'm not ugly but I don't really like my face. I can spend quite some time staring at myself in the mirror, making a mental note of the things I hate about my face. For instance, I hate the way my lower lip protrudes a bit, so that I look ugly from the side. I hate that. And I hate my eyebags. Okay, I shan't continue.
(I deleted some questions 'cause they're stupid.)
How do you dress?
Because I have fuck-all to wear, nowadays I switch between jeans and short denim skirts. I NEED NEW CLOTHES.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
What the hell does that even mean?
What did you use to love that you no longer do?
Uh. The Backstreet Boys. Pop music. Crappy Adam Sandler-ish comedies.
Do you have the same friends?
Those from primary school (i.e. Rui), yes.
Was there anything in your past that wast tramatizing?
Nothing I can think of. So no. Obviously.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
To have nothing to do with law and the profession.
Are you scared of growing old?
I'm not scared, just extremely reluctant and bitter.
Do you want to get married?
Hell no.
I'm getting really sick of this one.
Okay. Deleted the rest of it. Worthless pile of shit.