I promise, I will write about things other than David Cook soon, hopefully tomorrow or something. I wasn't going to update, but I was on TWOP and someone posted a completely heart-stopping picture of my husband and I just HAVE to share.
I'm not hiding this sight of utter hotness behind a cut. Because it's OMG FUCKING AMAZINGLY HOT. Like, when I saw it I literally squealed OUT LOUD, TO MYSELF, and clutched my heart, just in case it skipped all the way out of my ribcage (or wherever the heart is stored. I failed Biology in secondary school). I wasn't a fan of the facial scruff and really liked David clean-shaven a la "Hello", but increasingly the facial scruff is getting hotter and hotter, and the hotness has culminated (for now - every time I think it's not possible for him to get hotter, he proves me wrong. Same with his performances and studio recordings. This guy must have a peak somewhere!) in the above picture. Look at him working that grey blazer and THOSE SUPER HOT JEANS.
All guys need to look like David Cook. He's single-handedly restored my faith in the male population. In terms of what, I have no idea. I'm just rambling. That picture of David has reduced my brain to nothingness and I hope I can go to bed tonight with sweet dreams of him. Yum.
Very strangely, something about this picture reminds me of my ex-husband, Jay Chou. I would post a picture for those who don't know who he is, but I'm too lazy to search for pictures since I have none in my hard drive. I probably deleted it all when I divorced him over the atrocity that is his 8th and latest album. I think it's David's expression. Or something. But David is still miles hotter than Jay. <3
Oh, but he's not wearing his keys again. Apparently someone on the AI forums have been selected/accepted/whatever to ask David a question during the results show and she's going to ask him about his keys. I wonder if it's still relevant, considering he hasn't worn them in two weeks, but WHO CARES. Any David airtime = love, so whatever. And I still want to know why he wore those keys.
I wouldn't be surprised if his answer were along the lines of, "Because they look nice." And if that were to happen, I think I might just die laughing.
Okay, I need to sleep. Needless to say, ZERO work done today. I fail. Completely.
Edit: As much as David is working the blazer, the blazer isn't working. The zips? What the hell was the designer thinking? They are so out of place and totally take away from the chicness of the blazer...well, as chic as a blazer with some weird gothic-looking embroidery can be, anyway. But yeah, the zips = fail. David wearing the blazer = win.