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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.