Fun with Schu! *Wrist Strap Recording*

[hart_on_sleeve]

John's has had the distinguished honour of been invited back to Schu's place for booze and some nibbles and a nice chat.

Or something like that...

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[tastes_of_honey]

::Schu sets down a plate of pastries and donuts, then puts the kettle on for tea.:: Take your pick. Tea's coming.

I have to figure out where to start my complicated story. Depending on how far back I take you it could take hours, and that's ridiculous.

[hart_on_sleeve]

Ooo donuts! John digs in.

"Well, hey go ahead, I've got time," he grins at Schu. He loves hearing people's life stories. Because he's a big snoop...

[tastes_of_honey]

I belong to a team called Schwarz. For a long time there was four of us, but two--Farfarello and Nagi--eventually split away. I started a love affair with a Farfarello in the Nexus that started out great but ended really badly as he lost all of his remaining marbles. He dumped me then set about making my life and the lives of the people closest to me hell.

In the meantime, my own reality's Farfarello had returned to my team. When Nexus Farfarello tried to kill me and my team, he only took out my reality's Farfarello. I did his funeral in yet another reality, which is where I got involved with the third Farfarello, the one currently giving me trouble.

Have you followed that so far?

[hart_on_sleeve]

John leans back. "Wow...that's...involved..." He scratches the ack of his neck.

"Sorry to hear that! Totally sucks when no matter which version you meet they insist on being arses. Although one Jack was pretty nice to me...let me have a threesome and everything! Good times."

But enough about him!

"How's this third Farfarello giving you trouble? Like is it the 'I'm gonna kill you sort'?"