Saw This On clockwork_doc's LJ!
From a community called justprompts, I'm intrigued!
So I popped on over and had a look see - they've been around for a while now, so I'm going to start at the start because...um...I dunno, seems the thing to do.
Ten things:
Ten ways to please your lover.
1. Show off my sexy arms!
2. Show of my sexy chest!
3. Growling! ;O)
4. Flowers!
5. Thigh stroking - never underestimate the thigh stroking
6. Ripping off the clothes!
7. Take it sloooow at first
8. That little spot behind the ear :OD
9. Jumping on 'em!
10. Heh...I can't tell you all my secret moves! :OP
Ten times you have said no.
1. "Would you like to hear about our latest offers?" (Got that over the phone just last night!)
2. "Would you like some black bread?" (Ewww, what the Hell?)
3. "How 'bout we go meet my sister?" (The horror, the horror! - PS, this definitely hasn't got anything to do with you, love!)
4. "Want an Arcadia Diamond?" (Be nice if you'd actually had it!!)
5. "Anybody speak Standard English?" (I am not a negotiator!)
6. "What?! You think think this is funny?!"
7. "Who has drugs?" (Hmpf, how was I to know that was an undercover copper!)
8. "Are you insane?"
9. "Is that a gun in your pocket?" (Sutpid anti-weapon planets, what kind of law is that?)
10. "You think you can kick my ass?"
Ten times you didn't and wish you did.
1. That time I had the chance to go see a Xivilik live on stage! I thought it would be better to try and some of these drugs, that was BS, and I found out the Xiviliks are just amazing performers! Hmpf!
2. When I didn't tie my shoelaces - don't laugh, that really hurt falling over, also embarrassing in front of all my friends!
3. Ripping a certain person's head off, when I had the chance :O(
4. Ripping another certain person's head off (hmmm...both have/had red hair...creepy...)
5. Be careful when it came to Jack's brother! Damn, who knew that guy would turn out to be such a pyscho?! Actually looking back...it was incredibly obvious...major fail.
6. Throw Amaya down and give her a good ol' rough time early in the piece...not so bad now, but yeah...sometimes you can be too careful, people!
7. Had that fist fight with Eye Candy...oh, that would have been hilarious!
8. Making that investment...who knew it'd turn out so well, weak...
9. Taking that bet, I so would have won, damnit.
10. Break a few more walls at the Time Agency, turns out the arses would have deserved it!
Ten favorite childhood memories.
1. When I was a kid, my dad used to grab me by the wrists and whirl me around and around and around...it was great fun! Although apparently in the 20th century is considered possible child abuse (?!)
2. Mum made up the best bedtime stories (don't laugh! :OP)
3. Every year the village I grew up in had a festival and you got to throw this gooey stuff at the school teachers, ha ha, everyone enjoyed that ;O)
4. Stealing my first hovercar! Good times, good times...
5. This one time, the kids on my street and I all made ancient fire cracker things (really old school type stuff!) Blew up a fence! It was the start of my love for explosions.
6. Mum made me a costume for this fancy dress party, it was the best damn costume in the whole town.
7. I visited a chocolate factory! (Hmmm...what could top that? Well, at least in childhood, you know...)
8. My first pets, my lizards! Although I have no idea what happened to them...
9. My first soccer match! I got a goal! I did accidentally hit the goalie in the nuts, it was an accident really, I swear!
10. Any New Year's Holiday.
Righto! Tomorrow I'm definitely going back to Moscow for a couple of hours! Get some people some nice things, see some sights.
You all have a good day now. :O)
So I popped on over and had a look see - they've been around for a while now, so I'm going to start at the start because...um...I dunno, seems the thing to do.
Ten things:
Ten ways to please your lover.
1. Show off my sexy arms!
2. Show of my sexy chest!
3. Growling! ;O)
4. Flowers!
5. Thigh stroking - never underestimate the thigh stroking
6. Ripping off the clothes!
7. Take it sloooow at first
8. That little spot behind the ear :OD
9. Jumping on 'em!
10. Heh...I can't tell you all my secret moves! :OP
Ten times you have said no.
1. "Would you like to hear about our latest offers?" (Got that over the phone just last night!)
2. "Would you like some black bread?" (Ewww, what the Hell?)
3. "How 'bout we go meet my sister?" (The horror, the horror! - PS, this definitely hasn't got anything to do with you, love!)
4. "Want an Arcadia Diamond?" (Be nice if you'd actually had it!!)
5. "Anybody speak Standard English?" (I am not a negotiator!)
6. "What?! You think think this is funny?!"
7. "Who has drugs?" (Hmpf, how was I to know that was an undercover copper!)
8. "Are you insane?"
9. "Is that a gun in your pocket?" (Sutpid anti-weapon planets, what kind of law is that?)
10. "You think you can kick my ass?"
Ten times you didn't and wish you did.
1. That time I had the chance to go see a Xivilik live on stage! I thought it would be better to try and some of these drugs, that was BS, and I found out the Xiviliks are just amazing performers! Hmpf!
2. When I didn't tie my shoelaces - don't laugh, that really hurt falling over, also embarrassing in front of all my friends!
3. Ripping a certain person's head off, when I had the chance :O(
4. Ripping another certain person's head off (hmmm...both have/had red hair...creepy...)
5. Be careful when it came to Jack's brother! Damn, who knew that guy would turn out to be such a pyscho?! Actually looking back...it was incredibly obvious...major fail.
6. Throw Amaya down and give her a good ol' rough time early in the piece...not so bad now, but yeah...sometimes you can be too careful, people!
7. Had that fist fight with Eye Candy...oh, that would have been hilarious!
8. Making that investment...who knew it'd turn out so well, weak...
9. Taking that bet, I so would have won, damnit.
10. Break a few more walls at the Time Agency, turns out the arses would have deserved it!
Ten favorite childhood memories.
1. When I was a kid, my dad used to grab me by the wrists and whirl me around and around and around...it was great fun! Although apparently in the 20th century is considered possible child abuse (?!)
2. Mum made up the best bedtime stories (don't laugh! :OP)
3. Every year the village I grew up in had a festival and you got to throw this gooey stuff at the school teachers, ha ha, everyone enjoyed that ;O)
4. Stealing my first hovercar! Good times, good times...
5. This one time, the kids on my street and I all made ancient fire cracker things (really old school type stuff!) Blew up a fence! It was the start of my love for explosions.
6. Mum made me a costume for this fancy dress party, it was the best damn costume in the whole town.
7. I visited a chocolate factory! (Hmmm...what could top that? Well, at least in childhood, you know...)
8. My first pets, my lizards! Although I have no idea what happened to them...
9. My first soccer match! I got a goal! I did accidentally hit the goalie in the nuts, it was an accident really, I swear!
10. Any New Year's Holiday.
Righto! Tomorrow I'm definitely going back to Moscow for a couple of hours! Get some people some nice things, see some sights.
You all have a good day now. :O)