The horrible terror of sleep
Usually when I have a fever and the shakes, I can bake myself in blankets and feel better after a nice heavy sleep.
Last night I went through a hellish series of half dreams, nightmares and sickness induced panic attacks that makes me question why I should be living.
The diving board of reality really can propel you deep into the pool of ones psyche, especially one so addled by what ever mystery virus seems to be using my DNA as a Ponderosa.
Anyway,
Soon I will be apartmented YAAAY!
Now I have a place of my own to do holiday stoof and a wonderful lady to do it with!
and now a survey to help me shake out of this horrible cold sweat I seem to have broken into.
JANUARY
1 Who kissed you on new years?
The warm pillow at smittys chair. I got drunk and passed out at around 11:30
2 Did you have a New Year's Resolution this year?
Learn how to do the robot. I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED THAT SHIT! Still can't do it...
3 Does it snow where you live?
WOOO!
4 Do you like hot chocolate?
Everyone (my sister loves chocolate but she just can't have it)
5 Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
If you mean your mom's face as time square, and my balls then yes.
FEBRUARY
1 Who was your Valentine?
Jenchilada was my Valentine! She is the bestest one ever!
2 When you were little did you buy Valentine's cards for the whole class?
Yeah it was mandatory. I even made little heart shaped pb and j sammies in the shape of hearts for the class. And my mom got so pissed when kids were wasting them.
3 Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
Puxotauny Phil Is a national hero.
4 What did you receive for Valentine's Day?
An assortment of love and stoof from the world's best woman. :-)
MARCH
1 Are you Irish?
One-quarter.
2 What did you do for St Patrick's Day?
As Jen said I was dreaming about the romance capital of the great Lakes and laughing at eliot spitzer while eating a fuckton of cornedbeef and cabage.
3 Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
Yeah, winter gets old around March, it is like "check please".
APRIL
1 Do you like the rain?
Yeah, it is my creativity weather.
2 Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
I did something at work. I forgot what.
3 Do you get tons of candy for Easter?
Eh, not really.
4 Do you celebrate 4/20?
No, do I look like a hippie?
5 Do you love the month of April?
Eh
MAY
1 What is your favorite flower?
MMmmm vagina
2 Finish the phrase "April showers…"
Is a piss porn star from Denmark?
3 Do you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?
What the shit?
4 Is May anything special to you?
Yawn, only when I am doing things with my time off.
JUNE
1 What year did/will you graduate from high school?
2002, MIDLAKES HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
2 Did you do anything fun during this Month?
The lady and myself probably went around somewhere awesome.
3 Have a favorite baseball team?
Da Rocks!
JULY
1 What did you do on the 4th of July?
Went festival hopping and watched fireworks in wegmans. Was around the time I really thought to myself, "The chili area isn't a bad place to live".
2 Did you go to the fireworks?
See above.
3 Did you blast the A/C all day?
No A/C here boss.
4 Did you go on vacation?
No your mom went on gaaaaaycation!
AUGUST
1 What was your favorite summer memory of '08?
Lots of adventures
2 Did you have a sunburn?
I avoided it this year but I still got some minor burns...
3 Did you go to the pool a lot?
Who has a pool?
4 Were you ready for school at all?
Nope, cause I work.
SEPTEMBER
1 Are you attending school?
Nope
2 Do you like fall better than summer?
Fall is sooo much better than summer.
3 What happened this month?
Had lots of hooplah trying to get into the right program from Brockport. Watched a lot of football and got angry at how my team fell apart after looking great in the preseason.
OCTOBER
1 What was your Halloween costume?
Viking vonderlund!
2 Did you rake leaves?
Lots of them
3 What was your favorite thing(s) about this month?
Picking out and decorating pumpkins, watching football, and love.
NOVEMBER
1 Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
My house, mmm favorite day of they year.
2 What are you thankful for?
That I have a loving family, An amazing woman to share my life with and some of the best friends in the world.
3 Do you love stuffing?
Mmm stuffing.
4 Anything special in this month?
Found an apartment, went to a bills game.
DECEMBER
1 Do you celebrate Christmas?
I am Christian
2 Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
Only on the cheek by my grammarcia
3 Get anything special last year?
LEGOS!
4 What do you want this year?
To be comfy with my lady in my new place.
5 What do you love most about December?
Those times when you are doing special holiday things that aren't stressful, like holiday specials, special traditions with family and friends, , etc.
Last night I went through a hellish series of half dreams, nightmares and sickness induced panic attacks that makes me question why I should be living.
The diving board of reality really can propel you deep into the pool of ones psyche, especially one so addled by what ever mystery virus seems to be using my DNA as a Ponderosa.
Anyway,
Soon I will be apartmented YAAAY!
Now I have a place of my own to do holiday stoof and a wonderful lady to do it with!
and now a survey to help me shake out of this horrible cold sweat I seem to have broken into.
JANUARY
1 Who kissed you on new years?
The warm pillow at smittys chair. I got drunk and passed out at around 11:30
2 Did you have a New Year's Resolution this year?
Learn how to do the robot. I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED THAT SHIT! Still can't do it...
3 Does it snow where you live?
WOOO!
4 Do you like hot chocolate?
Everyone (my sister loves chocolate but she just can't have it)
5 Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
If you mean your mom's face as time square, and my balls then yes.
FEBRUARY
1 Who was your Valentine?
Jenchilada was my Valentine! She is the bestest one ever!
2 When you were little did you buy Valentine's cards for the whole class?
Yeah it was mandatory. I even made little heart shaped pb and j sammies in the shape of hearts for the class. And my mom got so pissed when kids were wasting them.
3 Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
Puxotauny Phil Is a national hero.
4 What did you receive for Valentine's Day?
An assortment of love and stoof from the world's best woman. :-)
MARCH
1 Are you Irish?
One-quarter.
2 What did you do for St Patrick's Day?
As Jen said I was dreaming about the romance capital of the great Lakes and laughing at eliot spitzer while eating a fuckton of cornedbeef and cabage.
3 Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
Yeah, winter gets old around March, it is like "check please".
APRIL
1 Do you like the rain?
Yeah, it is my creativity weather.
2 Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
I did something at work. I forgot what.
3 Do you get tons of candy for Easter?
Eh, not really.
4 Do you celebrate 4/20?
No, do I look like a hippie?
5 Do you love the month of April?
Eh
MAY
1 What is your favorite flower?
MMmmm vagina
2 Finish the phrase "April showers…"
Is a piss porn star from Denmark?
3 Do you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?
What the shit?
4 Is May anything special to you?
Yawn, only when I am doing things with my time off.
JUNE
1 What year did/will you graduate from high school?
2002, MIDLAKES HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
2 Did you do anything fun during this Month?
The lady and myself probably went around somewhere awesome.
3 Have a favorite baseball team?
Da Rocks!
JULY
1 What did you do on the 4th of July?
Went festival hopping and watched fireworks in wegmans. Was around the time I really thought to myself, "The chili area isn't a bad place to live".
2 Did you go to the fireworks?
See above.
3 Did you blast the A/C all day?
No A/C here boss.
4 Did you go on vacation?
No your mom went on gaaaaaycation!
AUGUST
1 What was your favorite summer memory of '08?
Lots of adventures
2 Did you have a sunburn?
I avoided it this year but I still got some minor burns...
3 Did you go to the pool a lot?
Who has a pool?
4 Were you ready for school at all?
Nope, cause I work.
SEPTEMBER
1 Are you attending school?
Nope
2 Do you like fall better than summer?
Fall is sooo much better than summer.
3 What happened this month?
Had lots of hooplah trying to get into the right program from Brockport. Watched a lot of football and got angry at how my team fell apart after looking great in the preseason.
OCTOBER
1 What was your Halloween costume?
Viking vonderlund!
2 Did you rake leaves?
Lots of them
3 What was your favorite thing(s) about this month?
Picking out and decorating pumpkins, watching football, and love.
NOVEMBER
1 Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
My house, mmm favorite day of they year.
2 What are you thankful for?
That I have a loving family, An amazing woman to share my life with and some of the best friends in the world.
3 Do you love stuffing?
Mmm stuffing.
4 Anything special in this month?
Found an apartment, went to a bills game.
DECEMBER
1 Do you celebrate Christmas?
I am Christian
2 Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
Only on the cheek by my grammarcia
3 Get anything special last year?
LEGOS!
4 What do you want this year?
To be comfy with my lady in my new place.
5 What do you love most about December?
Those times when you are doing special holiday things that aren't stressful, like holiday specials, special traditions with family and friends, , etc.