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So I'm sitting here in my tank and pj bottoms...still...cause I'm waiting for Kylee to get her ass out of the shower so I can get in it...I swear to God...It takes like 15 minutes to wash your hair...Why in the hell has she been in there for over an hour? Did she fucking drown? Urgh...So anyway...I rarely ever wear a tank top, cause it's just not my thing, and I looked down and was like "Holy shit! I have cleavage!" cause I'm always wear not revealing stuff...So it was weird...It was a moment...It passed...
Yup...Anyway...I have to go over to my grandma's tonight for Christmas Eve...There will be like 23987937489 small children there...I'm scared...Okay...Well there will be like 4 but it's all the same...The youngest one is 2 the oldest one is 6...I think...I am so confused...But all I know is that I want to know what I got from whoever drew my name...It's exciting...Stuff from my grandma...Not so exciting...Cause she tries to push me into being more like a girl by HER standards...Which means make-up, dresses, and boyfriends...I swear to god I'm gonna tell her that I'm a lesbian just to see her facial expression...Well maybe not...She'd probably have a heart attack...That would be sad...Anyway...I'm excited for tomorrow morning, cause I want to know if I'm getting a guitar or not...I don't know...I'm not gonna get my hopes to high, cause there's like a 67% chance that I wont get one...So I'm praying that those other percents (I'm on break I'm not doing math) are in my favor...Yea...Oh! SANTA IS COMING TONIGHT!!!! I'm gonna wait up for him and shoot him...Haha...That would be funny...I am so demented...Haha...Okay...Away from that...I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE 30th! Woot! Becky and Alichia can both come! It's going to be like old times! Sorta! Less straddling and handcuffs, but still! We'll all be together! Woo! omg...I'm gonna be so scared...The Grudge is like the only horror movie that's ever gotten to me, and like the old versions of the Amityville Horror used to freak me out so I'm scared to see me during this new version...Omg...Someone hold me during? Woo! I have a feeling that I might be attacked by Alichia while we're watching these cause like she hates horror movies...Haha...I'm sorry...You can sit by me...I'm totally sitting between you and Becky so like yea...Derke, Kim and Brandi can have the chairs...I'm scared already! Not really...I lied...omg...*squee*
Kylee made me watch Forrest Gump last night. I hate that movie, but like it has the best soundtrack ever...CCR, The Doors, Hendrix....Yay! I love 60's 70's rock...It's the best...So floaty...Makes you want to just lay down at smoke pot or something...Not that I would smoke pot, so I would like have some of those fake candy cigarettes...DO THEY STILL MAKE THOSE?!?! I totally remember getting those when I'd go Up North in the summer..Haha...omg...I am just ranting here out of bordedness...Yes! Go me! fUcK! wOoO! HoLy ShIt WhY cAn'T i StOp TyPiNg LiKe ThIs? HaHa...I aM oN cRaCk...Wooo...Now that that's over...Lets talk about sex! I mean honestly...What's the whole big deal...It happens a few times...Makes you feel special and then you're done...WTF!?! omg...that was random...I'm done....
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!! OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS IF YOU WANT TO GET ALL TECHNICAL...
Fuck you ho...I mean ho ho ho...Fuck rudolf!
Yup...Anyway...I have to go over to my grandma's tonight for Christmas Eve...There will be like 23987937489 small children there...I'm scared...Okay...Well there will be like 4 but it's all the same...The youngest one is 2 the oldest one is 6...I think...I am so confused...But all I know is that I want to know what I got from whoever drew my name...It's exciting...Stuff from my grandma...Not so exciting...Cause she tries to push me into being more like a girl by HER standards...Which means make-up, dresses, and boyfriends...I swear to god I'm gonna tell her that I'm a lesbian just to see her facial expression...Well maybe not...She'd probably have a heart attack...That would be sad...Anyway...I'm excited for tomorrow morning, cause I want to know if I'm getting a guitar or not...I don't know...I'm not gonna get my hopes to high, cause there's like a 67% chance that I wont get one...So I'm praying that those other percents (I'm on break I'm not doing math) are in my favor...Yea...Oh! SANTA IS COMING TONIGHT!!!! I'm gonna wait up for him and shoot him...Haha...That would be funny...I am so demented...Haha...Okay...Away from that...I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE 30th! Woot! Becky and Alichia can both come! It's going to be like old times! Sorta! Less straddling and handcuffs, but still! We'll all be together! Woo! omg...I'm gonna be so scared...The Grudge is like the only horror movie that's ever gotten to me, and like the old versions of the Amityville Horror used to freak me out so I'm scared to see me during this new version...Omg...Someone hold me during? Woo! I have a feeling that I might be attacked by Alichia while we're watching these cause like she hates horror movies...Haha...I'm sorry...You can sit by me...I'm totally sitting between you and Becky so like yea...Derke, Kim and Brandi can have the chairs...I'm scared already! Not really...I lied...omg...*squee*
Kylee made me watch Forrest Gump last night. I hate that movie, but like it has the best soundtrack ever...CCR, The Doors, Hendrix....Yay! I love 60's 70's rock...It's the best...So floaty...Makes you want to just lay down at smoke pot or something...Not that I would smoke pot, so I would like have some of those fake candy cigarettes...DO THEY STILL MAKE THOSE?!?! I totally remember getting those when I'd go Up North in the summer..Haha...omg...I am just ranting here out of bordedness...Yes! Go me! fUcK! wOoO! HoLy ShIt WhY cAn'T i StOp TyPiNg LiKe ThIs? HaHa...I aM oN cRaCk...Wooo...Now that that's over...Lets talk about sex! I mean honestly...What's the whole big deal...It happens a few times...Makes you feel special and then you're done...WTF!?! omg...that was random...I'm done....
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!! OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS IF YOU WANT TO GET ALL TECHNICAL...
Fuck you ho...I mean ho ho ho...Fuck rudolf!