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[harrynotmary]

Um.

I probably should have noticed this sooner but where the heck did all the animals go from this place, anyway? Not that Manhattan's ever been a place full of wildlife, but you'd think there'd be birds or dogs or cats running around or flying in the case of birds or something.

Somehow this strikes me weirder than a giant monster stomping around

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[captainpillows]

Looks like somebody's late to the party.

[harrynotmary]

Huh?

[captainpillows]

Have we been living in the same dimension, Harry? Hello? Earth to Harry Mason! This is mission control- your brain is needed back in your head by O-five-hundred.

[harrynotmary]

You were the snotty little brat that liked to eat bugs as a kid, weren't you?

[captainpillows]

Paint chips actually.

[harrynotmary]

If they had lead, it would explain so much right now.

[captainpillows]

At least I don't have Alzheimer's. All you do lately is bumble around like you're in outer space.

[harrynotmary]

Better than waddling around, am I right?

[captainpillows]

Oh boy, more fat jokes. You need some new material, Mason. Gotta keep up with the big boys here.

[harrynotmary]

But you make it so easy!

There are at least ten things I can think of on the spot to refer to the "big boys".

[captainpillows]

Ha-ha. You know I've lost at least ten pounds this past couple weeks.

...

Hey are you feeling okay?

[harrynotmary]

Must have been ten pounds of muscle. You don't look much different.

What? Oh. I'm fine. Why do you ask?

[captainpillows]

You're so mean to me.

You don't look so good lately. You've been sleeping a lot more.

[harrynotmary]

I'm only mean because it adds character. And hair on your chest. When you grow up, you'll understand one day.

It's just stress. Don't worry about me.

[captainpillows]

Gee thanks for that Harry. I'll remember you when I grow up to be a strapping young man with a pension for housecleaning.

Stress from what?

[harrynotmary]

That's right. One day, you will learn how to sweep and vacuum, just like me.

...You do realize there's a giant monster stomping around outside and everyday I'm worried about my daughter?