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[harrymolarryflo]

BLESSED BE.

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[otto_octavius]

Pardon?

[harrymolarryflo]

MO WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT THE GODDESS LOVES YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU POSSESS THE DEVIL-BRANCH.

AND DEVIL-APRICOTS.

[otto_octavius]

What? Devil-branch and apricots? Are you talking about my dick again?

[harrymolarryflo]

DO NOT DIRECT YOUR MALE RAGE AT MO.

SHE IS FULL OF THE GODDESS NOW AND YOUR PENILE FURY CANNOT HARM HER.

[otto_octavius]

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[otto_octavius]

what? mo, honey? are you ok?

[harrymolarryflo]

MO ASKS YOU TO PLEASE ACCEPT HER NEW FAITH EVEN THOUGH IT MAY BE DIFFERENT FROM YOURS, WHICH IS WRONG.

[otto_octavius]

Ohhhhhh. So, Mo, what is your new faith?

[harrymolarryflo]

WICCA.

WE ALL GOT ONE. BUT DIFFERENT KINDS.

[otto_octavius]

Ah, wixxican. My first girlfriend did that thing, all winter solstice and tarot cards and Harry Potter wands and shit.

Well.

I hope that works out for you.

Which one of you celebrates Christmas still?

[harrymolarryflo]

FLO.

BUT IF SHE SEES YOU HANGING HEATHEN STOCKINGS OR THAT INCITEMENT TO FORNICATION, MISTLETOE, SHE WILL SMITE THEE MIGHTILY WITH A BIRCH ROD.

AND ANY GIFT OTHER THAN THE GOOD BOOK GETS SLAPPED RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAND.

SINNER.

[otto_octavius]

Jesus Christ.

[harrymolarryflo]

DON'T YOU TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, PAGAN, OR YOU WILL BURN BLACK WITH THE COMMUNISTS AND THE RAPPERS!

[otto_octavius]

I'm not the pagan! Mo is!

[harrymolarryflo]

HARRY SAYS THAT YOU ARE A DESPICABLE MAN, AT TIMES.

BUT HE FORGIVES YOU, AND HOPE THAT YOUR PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT AS LONG AS IT WOULD SEEM FROM THIS VANAGEPOINT.

[otto_octavius]

You spelled "vantage" wrong. I don't recall programming DUMB into my actuators. Do I need to get Reader Rabbit out again?