More fun than it should have been...

[harrylovesdenny]

Kelsie
v. to bad-mouth one's friend or close acquaintance.
"I'm gonna go and Kelsie, Dad."

....

Jensen
n. a person without a web site.
"I'm gonna shoot your Jensen, Jackie."

Noooooooooooooooooo

lawl
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Sabrina and Nigel are lawl?"

Eheh

Greg Inglis
n. mid-nineties term for firearms.
"Kelly, you can't eat Greg Inglis!"

Oh but I can try...

whale
n. (vulgar) a unit of currency.
"Want me to kill that whale, dude?"

Save the whales!