Jul 06, 2007 16:59
omg i juts saw terchard i luvssss it!!! boo to homo fags tho.
i lvoe terchward!!!!
Pairings: Captain Jack Harkness/Captain Jack Harkness/Face of Boe
The doctor was a lord of time and he had a twin girl sister caledd Celestina Lily Krystel. They were both from Gallifroy that was a planet of time lords. Celestina had been hidden in a rock for thirty years under the evil dalek lord called Vorkumoxx. Varkumoxx was bright red. This is because he is a top secret dalak but the doctor knew he was not alone cos the face of bow told him and he said yes! I have a sister somewhere and I will find her because we are twins and have a special bond!! So he did and they were really happy togethre. He got her out of the rock w/ a sonic axe. On doctor u saved me cried celestina and waves her beautiful golden locks that shimmered in the moon light. Her eyes were too globes of sterling steel and they had the power of ten thousand horses riding behind them. She was the most beautiful ttime lord and this is why she was put under the rock her bauty was so amazing that it could kill. Her brother was hot too he had flaming red hair and scottish stuff. They travelled with a buff young man called captin jack who was hanginga round till the right girl came along he lovec elestina but her love was too wild for him. She was a creature of the night and the darkness and he was but a human so he started at her with love true lov!\
The doctor and celerenestalia and captain jack hardness were hanging around the mt Druitt RSL club when they got a message on the tardis phone. Come quickly it said captain jack hardness is in tgrouble!! Well they said looking shocked. How can he be in trouble when he is rite here w/ us? They all said. This calls for an investigation. Yes it does said the tardis phone. So they all got inside. Where is the emergenncy said celestrina? Well said the tradis phone captain jack harknesses is trapped at Hogwarts school For witches and wizardy it said u must rescue him now!!! So they travelled thu space and time and got to Hogwarts is was a very nice old castle in the middle of france and it was very beautiful and full of stones. This is so nice said the doctor lets live here 4ever! It was so pretty! So they all gredeed! Yes! We will live her forver! They looked around and saw a totally hot army guy and he said “hi I’m capitain jack hardness oh my god were they in for a shocke! But we alredy have a cpatin jick harkness they all said! But the other cpatin jack said no I died in the wall and thus it was all explained and then they made out I’m talking about the 2 captain jack hardknesses. They were gays! What suprises the love for celestiner had turned they away from fair womankind for she was 2 perfect and all other pailed in comparison.
But wait I have a secret said aptain jack hardness the army dude. Had been kissing the face of bow!! He lives here 2 and I crush on him. But maybe together we can alk get married this is allowed in the wizard world. Then tonks died.
THE END.