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[harryfcknpotter]

DEAR DIARY,

- IT AMAZES ME THAT SOMEONE CAN DIE FOR 19 YEARS, COME BACK, AND SHOW NO SIGNS OF CHANGE. TSK TSK. YOU'D THINK DEATH WOULD SHOW YOU THE LIGHT OR SOMETHING

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[harryfcknpotter]

YEAH, WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 2 DAYS. WITH ANYONE. THIS WHOLE 'ONLY SLEEP WITH GINNY' ATTEMPT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND SUCKS AND I AM NO LONGER GOING TO DO IT!

BUT GOOD LUCK, I SUPPOSE. I WAS NEVER REALLY INTO THE EMOWEED.

HERE, HAVE SOME ROOTBEER.



IT'S A MUGGLE DELICACY THAT ISN'T ALCOHOLIC IN ANY WAY AND TASTES LIKE MUD.

[hesanobleprat]

*SIPS ROOTBEER*

IT'S NOT THAT BAD. MAYBE IF I MIX IT WITH SOME ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING, IT WILL BE BETTER.

YOU OUGHT NOT SLEEP AROUND ON GINNY. SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.