Never Listen to Malfoy
Title: Never Listen to Malfoy
Author: shaddyr
Rating: R
Word count: 3499
Genre: Future fic, Humor, Post-Hogwarts
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author Notes: Written for Firewhiskey fic March 2018 challenge; prompts of "Can You believe our luck?" and Felix Felicis
Summary: Not listening to warnings can land you in hot water.
Or, in Harry's case, stuck in an out of the way Ministry corridor with your former school nemesis, waiting for a curse-breaker to rescue you.
How could things possibly get worse?
On AO3: Never Listen to Malfoy
If you want a laugh, go read the drunk version.
Author: shaddyr
Rating: R
Word count: 3499
Genre: Future fic, Humor, Post-Hogwarts
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author Notes: Written for Firewhiskey fic March 2018 challenge; prompts of "Can You believe our luck?" and Felix Felicis
Summary: Not listening to warnings can land you in hot water.
Or, in Harry's case, stuck in an out of the way Ministry corridor with your former school nemesis, waiting for a curse-breaker to rescue you.
How could things possibly get worse?
On AO3: Never Listen to Malfoy
If you want a laugh, go read the drunk version.