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Jan 17, 2005 12:36

LAST NIGHT, i actually lived 2 "fear and loathing in las vegas" type of moments.

1. sitting at the radiant on 301 next to kash and trash, this odd looking feller approached me and started talking the utter most jibberish ive ever heard in my life. he asked me if i had a "NIOKA" phone. (and thats exactly how he said it too). i told him this tow trck that was parked was mine and he asked if i could pick up a package at the airport for him. i told him yes. he said it was a box full of tropical fish and hash. he also told me that he made electricity and built riverview (the town) with his bare hands. this gentlemen goes by the name of Al Fox. he proceeded to shake my hand but i caught a little glimpse of it and his hand was covered in what appeared to be dried puss. i didnt shake his hand luckily. meanwhile, raph is sitting in my car laughing his ass off.

2. i was sitting at bloomingdale hills park when sherman and danny pull up. sherman showed me some orange smelling dro from miami. i was like thats kewl. this short kid comes out from the back seat with a can of dusters and before you know it, these idiots are inhaling the aerosol. i looked at them in disappointment. after sherman took a hit, he said something and his voice dropped about 12 octaves. that low demonic voice made me literally shit my pants-i was so scared. im glad they had fun melting their brain.
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