Kyoto Protocol in effect tomorrow "Under President Bill Clinton, the United States signed the [Kyoto] protocol, but President George W. Bush took office before it was brought to the Senate for ratification, and he backed away from the treaty, saying it would be bad for the American economy."
Take that Earth! Shit, it's not like our economy exists on this planet or anything right? In response, the US has decided to celebrate "Fuck the Earth Day" tomorrow. Citizens have been asked to be just as oblivious as they are every other day of the year and enjoy the prosperity and freedom.