1. A bus is travelling 20 mph north, who is the driver texting? Another driver on the same road in the opposite direction to whine about the traffic
2. Why is a plank? Because mummy and daddy plank loved each other very much
3. What is the odd one out? - 4 teapots The third one from the left, as it is slightly chipped on the spout
4. What comes next in the sequence? A wombat, the Terracotta Army, 5 gold rings, Steve Penk, woodchip wall paper …. Matt magnolia emulsion
5. 1 bullet, Rev Ian Paisley, Mel Gibson, Jade from Big Brother, President I’m-a-dinner-jacket of Iran? I'm a dinner jacket could fire it, Jade could be shot and Mel could direct. Ian Paisley remains a gift to impersonators and would be spared.
6. What is the odd one out? A set of headphones, a slice of dutch cheese, Henman Hill, Jean Reno in a gingham dress The headphones
7. Complete the phrase. It was …… the most horrible thing that any of them had ever seen, as they stood, frozen in the bedroom doorway staring at Andy, tears coursing down his face and plopping on to the pink halterneck dress he had squeezed his obese, hairy frame into
8. Which one of these exists: Santa, T-rex, Kevin Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, West London? Kevin Smith. Grrr baby. I would be upset if he didn't.
9. What is the answer to this question? 472
10. If it is 12 degrees in Manchester, how long will it take for a cone of Rossi’s Lemon Ice to melt in Canadia? About 30 seconds in a saucepan
Another driver on the same road in the opposite direction to whine about the traffic
2. Why is a plank?
Because mummy and daddy plank loved each other very much
3. What is the odd one out? - 4 teapots
The third one from the left, as it is slightly chipped on the spout
4. What comes next in the sequence? A wombat, the Terracotta Army, 5 gold rings, Steve Penk, woodchip wall paper ….
Matt magnolia emulsion
5. 1 bullet, Rev Ian Paisley, Mel Gibson, Jade from Big Brother, President I’m-a-dinner-jacket of Iran?
I'm a dinner jacket could fire it, Jade could be shot and Mel could direct. Ian Paisley remains a gift to impersonators and would be spared.
6. What is the odd one out? A set of headphones, a slice of dutch cheese, Henman Hill, Jean Reno in a gingham dress
The headphones
7. Complete the phrase. It was ……
the most horrible thing that any of them had ever seen, as they stood, frozen in the bedroom doorway staring at Andy, tears coursing down his face and plopping on to the pink halterneck dress he had squeezed his obese, hairy frame into
8. Which one of these exists: Santa, T-rex, Kevin Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, West London?
Kevin Smith. Grrr baby. I would be upset if he didn't.
9. What is the answer to this question?
472
10. If it is 12 degrees in Manchester, how long will it take for a cone of Rossi’s Lemon Ice to melt in Canadia?
About 30 seconds in a saucepan
11. What colour isn’t purple?
Turquoise
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