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Jan 26, 2007 04:31
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urwen_sakurafu
January 26 2007, 08:06:20 UTC
1. A bus is travelling 20 mph north, who is the driver texting?
His Mama. In Gujurati.
2. Why is a plank?
Because a 2x4 ia too byfor.
3. What is the odd one out? - 4 teapots
The invisible teapot standing next to them.
4. What comes next in the sequence? A wombat, the Terracotta Army, 5 gold rings, Steve Penk, woodchip wall paper ….
The gross national product of Venezuela.
5. 1 bullet, Rev Ian Paisley, Mel Gibson, Jade from Big Brother, President I’m-a-dinner-jacket of Iran?
Satisfaction.
6. What is the odd one out? A set of headphones, a slice of dutch cheese, Henman Hill, Jean Reno in a gingham dress
A set of headphones. It doesn't make me snicker.
7. Complete the phrase. It was ……
Tuesday morning in the Somme and the football was over.
8. Which one of these exists: Santa, T-rex, Kevin Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, West London?
Santa.
9. What is the answer to this question?
Pink.
10. If it is 12 degrees in Manchester, how long will it take for a cone of Rossi’s Lemon Ice to melt in Canadia?
Six hours.
11. What colour isn’t purple?
Puce.
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His Mama. In Gujurati.
2. Why is a plank?
Because a 2x4 ia too byfor.
3. What is the odd one out? - 4 teapots
The invisible teapot standing next to them.
4. What comes next in the sequence? A wombat, the Terracotta Army, 5 gold rings, Steve Penk, woodchip wall paper ….
The gross national product of Venezuela.
5. 1 bullet, Rev Ian Paisley, Mel Gibson, Jade from Big Brother, President I’m-a-dinner-jacket of Iran?
Satisfaction.
6. What is the odd one out? A set of headphones, a slice of dutch cheese, Henman Hill, Jean Reno in a gingham dress
A set of headphones. It doesn't make me snicker.
7. Complete the phrase. It was ……
Tuesday morning in the Somme and the football was over.
8. Which one of these exists: Santa, T-rex, Kevin Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, West London?
Santa.
9. What is the answer to this question?
Pink.
10. If it is 12 degrees in Manchester, how long will it take for a cone of Rossi’s Lemon Ice to melt in Canadia?
Six hours.
11. What colour isn’t purple?
Puce.
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