" You Know How I Do " - That tall drink of water, Vince Vaughn
You know how I do, when I go out drinkin I handle like the smeggin marines, leave no one behind.
Well guess what, heres how the story, jimmy went home last night, so hes not there and that makes me- the guy, I gotta play big brother, I, have a new found respect for what jimmy does to us some times, he looks out for everybody, and i mean everybody jimmy dosen't dicriminate, he'll help anybody, so here, i'm at 'the house' and there was this girl for she will remain name less, and we were being "cuddle sl*ts" as it were, you know, well I could tell she was on here way to a major bender, so she goes to walk away from me and I tell her your gunna get in trouble stay by me and you wont get in trouble. Yeah right, but no, steveo gets her to bong 2 beers, (not at the same time) so, she falls over I pick her I tell her I'm cutting her off. Well I'm stuck holdin the bong fer brother crisby, and I'm say somebodys gotta watch her, so I pass the bong, and I go to look for. so they tell me shes out side throwing up. So I go outside. and bear in mind right now time is imparative to the effect of the story it is only 12, So I'm outside w/her and were out there for a while and then I take her to the upstairs bathroom and shes chuckin in the toilet and I'm holdin her hair back and keepin her head outa the bowl. And finally she stops puckin. I take her and put her in a bed and now it is 2;30, now I got Brian helpin me, and were takin care of her, we had her drink some water and she throw up in the pot, and then shes ready to pass out and low and behold steveo walks in smashed beyond all recognition and did I tell ya she got a big crush on him. So shes thinks now maybe shes gunna sleep with him or somethin, finally she feals good enough to go. Steveo says let todd walk ya home, so were gunna go and she stops when we get to the porch, and now it's 3;30, and she dosen't want to leave. ANd know what shes thinkin she knows what shes thinkin stevo knows what shes thinkin, shes thinkin about stevo. So she wants to go back inside, so we go inside, and shes tryin to talk to stevo and hes just tellin her go home. Finally @4 steve says enough is a enough let's go, So I'm playin big brother, makin sure my people get home her steve and deano. And we walk her home and I go up to Steve and brians room and we hangout till 5;30. So I didn't get drunk, took care of the girl, and didn't no props for it. To say the least I was just alittle miffed but not really pissed. I've always heard "a guy that'll hold your hair back while your pucking is a keeper"
Well smeg that there is no remunarasion for big brother.
And now heres to hoping I get smashed tonight
"You Know How I Do"
Well guess what, heres how the story, jimmy went home last night, so hes not there and that makes me- the guy, I gotta play big brother, I, have a new found respect for what jimmy does to us some times, he looks out for everybody, and i mean everybody jimmy dosen't dicriminate, he'll help anybody, so here, i'm at 'the house' and there was this girl for she will remain name less, and we were being "cuddle sl*ts" as it were, you know, well I could tell she was on here way to a major bender, so she goes to walk away from me and I tell her your gunna get in trouble stay by me and you wont get in trouble. Yeah right, but no, steveo gets her to bong 2 beers, (not at the same time) so, she falls over I pick her I tell her I'm cutting her off. Well I'm stuck holdin the bong fer brother crisby, and I'm say somebodys gotta watch her, so I pass the bong, and I go to look for. so they tell me shes out side throwing up. So I go outside. and bear in mind right now time is imparative to the effect of the story it is only 12, So I'm outside w/her and were out there for a while and then I take her to the upstairs bathroom and shes chuckin in the toilet and I'm holdin her hair back and keepin her head outa the bowl. And finally she stops puckin. I take her and put her in a bed and now it is 2;30, now I got Brian helpin me, and were takin care of her, we had her drink some water and she throw up in the pot, and then shes ready to pass out and low and behold steveo walks in smashed beyond all recognition and did I tell ya she got a big crush on him. So shes thinks now maybe shes gunna sleep with him or somethin, finally she feals good enough to go. Steveo says let todd walk ya home, so were gunna go and she stops when we get to the porch, and now it's 3;30, and she dosen't want to leave. ANd know what shes thinkin she knows what shes thinkin stevo knows what shes thinkin, shes thinkin about stevo. So she wants to go back inside, so we go inside, and shes tryin to talk to stevo and hes just tellin her go home. Finally @4 steve says enough is a enough let's go, So I'm playin big brother, makin sure my people get home her steve and deano. And we walk her home and I go up to Steve and brians room and we hangout till 5;30. So I didn't get drunk, took care of the girl, and didn't no props for it. To say the least I was just alittle miffed but not really pissed. I've always heard "a guy that'll hold your hair back while your pucking is a keeper"
Well smeg that there is no remunarasion for big brother.
And now heres to hoping I get smashed tonight
"You Know How I Do"